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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just repaired my vacuum cleaner.
I am a GOD in this house right now.

Except that I can't destroy worlds; just edit ones that already exist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
was it clogged with chicken bones?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Why would it be clogged with chicken bones?
You really are a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
because in some kinky geriatric Weston sex game you shoved the nozzle up a chicken's poop chute and sucked out it's skeleton

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
That would SHIRLEY have to be a horse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I also repaired my vacuum cleaner last weekend
*highfives*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
We should totally get together and talk about manly DIY type stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I'm reading this as "soapy titwank"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
That sucks
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
groan
Why did I laugh at this?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Because you're still thinking about soapy titwanks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Always

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Because.....I put it to you.....
That you sir, are easily impressed.



*rests case*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I hoover up shit like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
You're Dyson with death
with gags like that
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
cyclols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
You can't argue with the vax.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Henry MOAR gags like this
and I'll report you the B3th when she wakes up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
haha all you had to do was to put 50p into the lecy meter !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Oh, Rory.
I've missed YOU most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
chicks dig my sartorial elegance babygirl

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Oh cool, are we bullying Dozer next?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
i don't see why not

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Count me in

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
it probably needs a thread all of its own

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I think it will backfire on us
And he would only revel in the fact that his name is being mentioned


Best we all just put him on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I dunno if our vacuum cleaner works, the Irish woman who cleans for us is the only one who uses it
She's not complained though so it's probably fine
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Mine was clogged up with bits of plaster and piping

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Did you murder the Venus de Milo?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
he gave her polonium 210
administered, wait for it, wait for it ... intravenusly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
GRONE
we do have a laugh here
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Hahaha yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
That poor, 'armless statue...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Women am puttee in his hands.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

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