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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, that thread hasbeen blocked by my firewall
so which is your favorite Jean-Claude Van Damme film?

alt: who would win a 3 way rumble betweem JCVD, Steven Segal and Dolph Lungren?

altalt: afternoon tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:21, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
JCVD is the best one he's done by far.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Ironically, I've not seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Watch it!
www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/
It's very good, and he can actually act... when he's not trying to do it in English.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I will, will have to wait for the Mrs to be out though I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
My mrs really liked it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Kickboxer
Pure 80's crap

Alt:
Dolph now. Seagull at the time

AltAlt:
Pumphreys filter coffee and strawberry bonbons
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That's Stallone you Philistine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
shit yeah, totally would

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Wrong film, you should've gone to Getty Images

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
oh man, imagine that
imagine me making that mistake

imagine me googling Throw Momma From The Train

by mistake

just imagine that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I just wanted to crowbar in the Getty Images reference
whatever you did is of no consequence. This stuff is gold(en) over on the IMDB message boards y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
No, no, Zoggo is the only one making jokes here
Everyone else is just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Why am I always the last to find out these things?
What else am I not being told?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Isn't he in the Goonies?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
He' s looking a bit rough though, must be all that birdwatching

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
hahahaha, "favorite", I like the Americans spell it hahahahaaa great

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
google does that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
not if you burglarize it on the sidewalk with an aluminum ax

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
yeah good one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Got to be Time Cop for me. It had everything.
Lundgren now and then. Seagull is a fat knacker, always has been.

altalt: I am quite partial to a scone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I have popcorn, yey
but it's sweet not salted, boo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Alt: surely the answer to this must be contained in an Expendables movie?
If it's not yet it will be. Let's wait for that. Discussion is futile.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Expendables was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I only managed the first 10 minutes.
Stallone looks weird now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Badmons Dukas

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i still feel him in the darkest reaches of my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
There is no escaping Badmons. Badmons escapes you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
he's silly.
I prefer Jean Claude.

Altalt, cheesy nibbles.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
His scene-stealing debut in 'Breakdance: The Movie', where he's dancing on the beach wearing a 'mankini'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxtEGsssxE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is appalling.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
+ ly good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I fucking love shit like that
"street dance" in theb 80's was REALLY bent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Street dance is all the rage with pikey kids nowadays.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
you can blame Briatins got talent for that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Not hanging out with your Google mates?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Me, Jobsy, Gatesy, Alsy Turing and all the other Google niggaz are currently Segwaying our monkey asses around Silverstone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
And parkour'ing as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
he has mates?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Back at work now.
Was unable to demolish the free booze available at the end as my boss wouldnae stand for me turning up lashed
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
well bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I would have gone straight home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I would have fucking loved to.
Huge tables covered in hundreds of iced lagers, and birds wandering around with trays of wine :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Do you have a celebrity that you had to go into to work to meet in person?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
No. Not even a third-rate 80s Crackerjack magician

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
And you are back in the office because?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
he's a weakling, subjugated by his jewish boss and terrified for his employment after "amazon-gate"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm sure there is a slot on the popular page for this sort of post.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)
there there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
If we ever meet, i'll buy you a pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Where was the free ale?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Google wanted me to get the sack for being drunk at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Nanny Google.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1932387

Alt: Don't care.

Altalt: I think I'll skip it and go straight for afternoon beer, if it's all the same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
No class.
Typical midlander.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
you'd think he'd love a "kipper tie"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Stunned will testify that this is almost precisely how I speak.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
True enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I yav naaa doubt of this yaouw cov cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I'm thinking of affecting a Hyacinth Bouquet approach and insisting my address is Warwickshire in future.
No one really likes these modern counties.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
cov, cov, cov, cov, cov

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
They filmed the shit bits of that programme in Cov.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Cov Homs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Hyacinth.
B3ta. We have a nickname.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
The booKAAAYYYY residence, theladyofthehouse SPEAKING

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I still refer to Middlesex like it's a place that actually exists.
I think it was wiped off the map before I was even born.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah where did it go and why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Dunno. It just fucked off.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
In the 60's I think.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I'm sure it was still there when i was a nipper

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
or not...
the small county became densely populated, leading to problems with its viability. It was subject to a significant loss of territory in 1889 and was abolished on 1 April 1965.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
It was/is a postal district and not a county?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Coventry used to be a county in its own right, Hyacinth fans.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)
nobody cares

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I know, it is exciting.
Apparently Henry VI granted Coventry the status of a county in 1451.
It remained a county until 1842.
I can gaz you more details, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)
The annoying part is that Warwickshire does still exist and, for administration purposes AND geographically, we are firmly in it.
But no, for some unknown reason we get lumped in with the Yam-Yams and ridiculed for THEIR accent.
It's not as if we don't have enough problems of our own to be ridiculed for.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
There, there. Hyacinth the Yam-Yam.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
what is this "yam yam"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Does google not work for you?
You should've got Monty to ask about that for you earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You're a Somali poet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalil_Abdulkadir_Farah_Hersi
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Are you using a different google from the one I've got?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)
yeah a better one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Good chap.
*Manly handshakes*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

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