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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, that thread hasbeen blocked by my firewall
so which is your favorite Jean-Claude Van Damme film?

alt: who would win a 3 way rumble betweem JCVD, Steven Segal and Dolph Lungren?

altalt: afternoon tea?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:21, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
JCVD is the best one he's done by far.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Ironically, I've not seen it

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Watch it!
www.imdb.com/title/tt1130988/
It's very good, and he can actually act... when he's not trying to do it in English.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I will, will have to wait for the Mrs to be out though I reckon

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
My mrs really liked it.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Kickboxer
Pure 80's crap

Alt:
Dolph now. Seagull at the time

AltAlt:
Pumphreys filter coffee and strawberry bonbons
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That's Stallone you Philistine

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
shit yeah, totally would

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Wrong film, you should've gone to Getty Images

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
oh man, imagine that
imagine me making that mistake

imagine me googling Throw Momma From The Train

by mistake

just imagine that
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I just wanted to crowbar in the Getty Images reference
whatever you did is of no consequence. This stuff is gold(en) over on the IMDB message boards y'know.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
No, no, Zoggo is the only one making jokes here
Everyone else is just stupid.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Why am I always the last to find out these things?
What else am I not being told?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Isn't he in the Goonies?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
He' s looking a bit rough though, must be all that birdwatching

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
hahahaha, "favorite", I like the Americans spell it hahahahaaa great

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
google does that

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
not if you burglarize it on the sidewalk with an aluminum ax

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
yeah good one

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Got to be Time Cop for me. It had everything.
Lundgren now and then. Seagull is a fat knacker, always has been.

altalt: I am quite partial to a scone.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I have popcorn, yey
but it's sweet not salted, boo
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Alt: surely the answer to this must be contained in an Expendables movie?
If it's not yet it will be. Let's wait for that. Discussion is futile.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Expendables was shit

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I only managed the first 10 minutes.
Stallone looks weird now.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Badmons Dukas

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i still feel him in the darkest reaches of my soul

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
There is no escaping Badmons. Badmons escapes you.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
he's silly.
I prefer Jean Claude.

Altalt, cheesy nibbles.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
His scene-stealing debut in 'Breakdance: The Movie', where he's dancing on the beach wearing a 'mankini'

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxtEGsssxE
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is appalling.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
+ ly good

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I fucking love shit like that
"street dance" in theb 80's was REALLY bent
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Street dance is all the rage with pikey kids nowadays.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
you can blame Briatins got talent for that

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Not hanging out with your Google mates?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Me, Jobsy, Gatesy, Alsy Turing and all the other Google niggaz are currently Segwaying our monkey asses around Silverstone.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
And parkour'ing as well.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
he has mates?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Back at work now.
Was unable to demolish the free booze available at the end as my boss wouldnae stand for me turning up lashed
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
well bent

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I would have gone straight home.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I would have fucking loved to.
Huge tables covered in hundreds of iced lagers, and birds wandering around with trays of wine :o(
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Do you have a celebrity that you had to go into to work to meet in person?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
No. Not even a third-rate 80s Crackerjack magician

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
And you are back in the office because?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
he's a weakling, subjugated by his jewish boss and terrified for his employment after "amazon-gate"

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm sure there is a slot on the popular page for this sort of post.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*nose/point*

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)
there there

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
:o(

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
If we ever meet, i'll buy you a pint

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Where was the free ale?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Google wanted me to get the sack for being drunk at work.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Nanny Google.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

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Alt: Don't care.

Altalt: I think I'll skip it and go straight for afternoon beer, if it's all the same to you.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
No class.
Typical midlander.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
you'd think he'd love a "kipper tie"

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Stunned will testify that this is almost precisely how I speak.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
True enough.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I yav naaa doubt of this yaouw cov cunt
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I'm thinking of affecting a Hyacinth Bouquet approach and insisting my address is Warwickshire in future.
No one really likes these modern counties.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
cov, cov, cov, cov, cov

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
They filmed the shit bits of that programme in Cov.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Cov Homs
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Hyacinth.
B3ta. We have a nickname.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
The booKAAAYYYY residence, theladyofthehouse SPEAKING

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I still refer to Middlesex like it's a place that actually exists.
I think it was wiped off the map before I was even born.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah where did it go and why?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Dunno. It just fucked off.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
In the 60's I think.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I'm sure it was still there when i was a nipper

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
or not...
the small county became densely populated, leading to problems with its viability. It was subject to a significant loss of territory in 1889 and was abolished on 1 April 1965.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
It was/is a postal district and not a county?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Coventry used to be a county in its own right, Hyacinth fans.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)
nobody cares

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I know, it is exciting.
Apparently Henry VI granted Coventry the status of a county in 1451.
It remained a county until 1842.
I can gaz you more details, if you like.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)
The annoying part is that Warwickshire does still exist and, for administration purposes AND geographically, we are firmly in it.
But no, for some unknown reason we get lumped in with the Yam-Yams and ridiculed for THEIR accent.
It's not as if we don't have enough problems of our own to be ridiculed for.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
There, there. Hyacinth the Yam-Yam.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
what is this "yam yam"?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Does google not work for you?
You should've got Monty to ask about that for you earlier today.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You're a Somali poet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalil_Abdulkadir_Farah_Hersi
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Are you using a different google from the one I've got?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)
yeah a better one

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Good chap.
*Manly handshakes*
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

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