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ed balls

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:05, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
one can only hope the marathon gives him a heart attack eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)
He is a piece of shit.
As is Milliband.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Gid was bawling more.

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He was actually crying, Hyacinth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)
do be silly, he doesn't have the capacity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)
He looks like the sort of kid we'd have bullied.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Can you imagine the sort of lunch money that snivelling little shit would've been carrying?

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where were you schooled stunner?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Feltham

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)
no wonder he looks so comfortable ina cheap grey tracksuit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Dartford.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
dunno where that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Northwest Kent.
Plus boarding school up north and high school in the US.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Did anybody here's parents love them enough to allow them to live at home?

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I was unaware that was an option until I was 15!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Still, it made you the man you are today, eh?
Drink?
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Don't mind if I do.
*glugs*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I was sent away when I was 8 : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I was 7.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Let it all out, big man.
You'll feel better after a good cry.
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whaaaaaaa
ActuallY i wanted to go as soon as I got to prep school. It was fun, i never see what peoples issue with it is
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I'm reading from this that your parents were so cold and aloof that anything would have been an improvement.

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I enjoyed it.
It was exciting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Shit, little tangle will be eight this year.
I ain't sending him anywhere.
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BECAUSE THATCHER CLOSED THE MINES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)
(otherwise the little cunt would be hard at work on the coalface like the rest of the Midlands' children)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)
He did leak a bit.
Though it was probably being next to that sour-faced ginger Trunchbull he's married to that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I bet she's kinky as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Real tears, Stunned.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1936434
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poor georgie porgie pudding and pie
introduced policies to make peasants cry
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
ROFL
www.newsoficeland.com/home/technology/innovation/item/1124-new-app-prevents-icelanders-from-sleeping-with-their-relatives
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)
wow, that's like Bristol being it's own country
with Jeff as King
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
as in, I think that's roughly the population of Bristol
I dunno you m,ay all be related, but that wasn't what i was inferring"!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
there is some odd punctuation in this post
I'd like to go to the Cadbury this evening and drink and smoke in the garden. I knid of miss Brizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
The Cadbury is a top boozer.
I took Monty and Stunned to the White Lion when they were last down.

We learnt that Stunned is impressed with bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I do like a bridge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Ah, hello 'your majesty'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Blimey
Presumably the Norfolk version is still under development as it needs twelve-point multi-touch support?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
there's interesting, i shall let my icelandic friend know

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Inbreeding is a massive problem in Finland for similar reasons.
98% (or something) of Finns can be traced back to two medieval families, they have virtually no immigrants so their gene pool is fucked: as a result their instances of flid babies are about 10 times higher than normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)
A mate of mine is descended from Finns and married an Indian girl.
The list of hereditary diseases they had to have their kids tested for was longer than Battered's inside leg.
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I'm pretty sure it's gonna turn out half paki

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
They totally did and all.

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ewwww, gross, dude

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
What next?
Dogs banging cats, monkeys going with lions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Monkeys riding dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
A Swedish guy I used to know frequently told me I looked Finnish.
I can now only assume that he meant I looked like I had six toes and a couple of genetic diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
good job you've just lost a toe then isn't it you gouty Gaul.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
You have got a bit of the mong about you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
God, you're all praise one day and all criticism the next.
Classic emotional abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Welcome to my bi-polar world.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Their just jealous of you Kroney don’t listen to them

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
+ and a questionable cardie

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
hm
"Am I sleeping with or dating my cousin?" an Icelander might ask. The answer is: Of course you are, but how closely exactly are you related?"

No wonder they're all a bit mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)
They're fucking great people.
But 'a bit mental' is fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Fuck I missed the last two threads

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Don't worry, you're not missing much.
Just the Famous Five up there talking about how mama and papa sent them away to school and how wizard the tuck shops were and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Haha. Famous Five.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)
You're the lesbian with the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Georgelolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
We know you're a bit scuffy Monty
But Dog? thats a bit harsh on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I was referring to my OTHER mum ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Fuck am I officially WTN?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I'm afraid so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
*bullies*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Segal would have them both together even as the fat tupee wearing mess he is now

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Yeah but I missed the JCVDvsSegalvsLudgren thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Oddly I have a shortcut on my browser toolbar that turns everything on the page into Ed Balls.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

(Can't post it here as b3ta eats javascript, probably wise)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

javascript:((function(){function%20e(t){if(t.childNodes.length){for(var%20n=0;n<t.childNodes.length;n++){e(t.childNodes[n])}}if(t.nodeType==Node.TEXT_NODE&&/\S/.test(t.nodeValue)){t.nodeValue='Ed%20Balls'}}e(document.getElementsByTagName('html')[0])})())
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Oooh someone sent Obama a suspicious package.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Was it a box of fried chicken?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Nah, probably ricin
or ricinpeas if you want to be racist.
Which you obviously do.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
That's what I was going for.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
It was an inflatable dinghy.
King-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Hopefully it was Donald Trump's hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Heir

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)
my god
Exactly how many of us attended private schools anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
all the best ones here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)
But yours was shit so you're basically working class.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I went to one of the top prep school sin the country and a Public school that was less academically distinguished
but that was their thing, to take a range of abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
State primary then private from 11 to 17.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)
OBVIOUSLY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
indeed it would seem so
I attended an extremely good Scottish one and an exceedingly minor English one.

Boarding for the majority of my secondary school years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Not me, Catholic school boy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)
so you didn't stay over night but still got fingered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
CHOMPY BIT MY FINGER LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Can someone write a script that automatically deletes any post by hartley hair that ends in LOLZ
they're all shit.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/89094?q=LOLZ
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
ha!
Plus a centre parting hairstyle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)
All the quality people went to private school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
coed of course.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Mine wasn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
coed 6th form, which meant much lusting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
All the quality people went to grammar school, posho.
Why pay for it when you can get it for free through the medium of intelligence?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
mine was Assisted Place scheme
Therefore got for free through the medium of intelligence.

I was dirt poor growing up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)
In that case, good skills.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)
because then you have to fraternise with the proletariat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)
If you don't learn how to fraternise with those you'll be ordering around later in life
you'll never be any fucking good at it.

hence the phrase "worse than Nakers"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)
That's alright i worked as a labourer in the holidays
to see how the other half lived
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
yeah, but they just wanked in your tea.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Oh dear lord no! I wouldn't eat or imbibe anything from that filthy "porta cabin"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Comprehensive pikey all the way, mate.
That's why I'm so street and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
you're as dirty and piss stained as back street in Paris

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Well yeah, but you can't blame that on my education.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
no, it's in your genes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)
The word is common.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Terry Christian certainly was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:19, Reply)
And, I'll wager, still is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 17:19, Reply)

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