ROFL
www.newsoficeland.com/home/technology/innovation/item/1124-new-app-prevents-icelanders-from-sleeping-with-their-relatives
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:19, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wow, that's like Bristol being it's own country
with Jeff as King
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Oi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

as in, I think that's roughly the population of Bristol
I dunno you m,ay all be related, but that wasn't what i was inferring"!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

there is some odd punctuation in this post
I'd like to go to the Cadbury this evening and drink and smoke in the garden. I knid of miss Brizzle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

The Cadbury is a top boozer.
I took Monty and Stunned to the White Lion when they were last down.

We learnt that Stunned is impressed with bridges.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I do like a bridge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Ah, hello 'your majesty'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Blimey
Presumably the Norfolk version is still under development as it needs twelve-point multi-touch support?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

there's interesting, i shall let my icelandic friend know

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Inbreeding is a massive problem in Finland for similar reasons.
98% (or something) of Finns can be traced back to two medieval families, they have virtually no immigrants so their gene pool is fucked: as a result their instances of flid babies are about 10 times higher than normal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

A mate of mine is descended from Finns and married an Indian girl.
The list of hereditary diseases they had to have their kids tested for was longer than Battered's inside leg.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's gonna turn out half paki

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)

They totally did and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

ewwww, gross, dude

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

What next?
Dogs banging cats, monkeys going with lions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Monkeys riding dogs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

A Swedish guy I used to know frequently told me I looked Finnish.
I can now only assume that he meant I looked like I had six toes and a couple of genetic diseases.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

good job you've just lost a toe then isn't it you gouty Gaul.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

You have got a bit of the mong about you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

God, you're all praise one day and all criticism the next.
Classic emotional abuse.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Welcome to my bi-polar world.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Their just jealous of you Kroney don’t listen to them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

+ and a questionable cardie

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

hm
"Am I sleeping with or dating my cousin?" an Icelander might ask. The answer is: Of course you are, but how closely exactly are you related?"

No wonder they're all a bit mental.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

They're fucking great people.
But 'a bit mental' is fair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)