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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How do you think Battered broke his foot
Test driving a Tonka, wrestling an Action Man or jumping over a dolls house?

Consider this thread the Battered's Broken Bones Book Of Condolence.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:46, 64 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
we have a laugh here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

laugh ids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
If it helps, I found that the pain lessened after they removed the cast, and strapped it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I'm hoping they will do that at a fracture clinic in a few days time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I broke my ankle once
I feel your pain B
I FEEL YOUR PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
did he maybe do it kicking a prostitute to death?
You know, I'm not a fan of the prostitute thing, I prefer the short thing, but couldn't think of a short thing.

Wait, he did it stubbing his toe on a duplo brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Maybe work an epilepsy angle in there?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
nah, leave some for everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Horror tackle from behind at Subbuteo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Borrower kicked him off the curly-wurly ladder

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
he did it whilst choking on a sock

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Like this

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Dopey dropped his pickaxe again.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I bashed the foot on the bedpost the other night. Had'nt got any better so got checked. Flying to Poland next week may be problematic

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Nice one 'Lonnie Donegan'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Running for a bus the other day perhaps wasn't the best idea with hindsight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Errr, yes.
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I'm just concerned about how I will get to the pub and back

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
They might do mercy drops of pints for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Dropped on to my foot with my luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Surely you'll be able to get on the plane before everyone else?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Why would I be getting on a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Fool!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
oops, replyfail
meant Battered
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
NEWS JUST IN
Lighty's bald. It looks alright actually.

MESSAGE ENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
He looks like Walter White

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Are you lurking on facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Fuck off am I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I sent him a photo
I'm nice like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Ah I see.
Your bald pate was all over my news feed around the same time Monty posted that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
but can't we just click on your name and see your shaggy headed visage?
CONFUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

m.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/apr/18/drug-users-taken-advantage-sexually
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I wondered why Bartleby texted me asking for pills.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Are you suggesting I look like a junkie?
More importantly, are you suggesting this will get me taken advantage of sexually?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I was suggesting one in five b3tans aisre taken andvantage sexually after 5am couch lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Sorry I is suggesting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I are suggesting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I think if we all agree to replace both with your portmanteau word aisre, we won't have any more disagreements

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I aisregree

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
He looks ok. For Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Sorry you broke your foot Battered
I've just been shaved bald.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Is today Bald Thursday too?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
IT IS NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I'm way off trend here :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I keep growing hair instead of losing it
I'm shit at bald thursdays :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Good stuff. How long since you've had short hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
About 25 years

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
So not since you were 30 then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
? whats gone off now?
Typical I get busy for an hour or so and miss out :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I'm bald and Battered is broken

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Nice for one not so nice for the other
How much did you raise?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
$407 personally (it's on a US site but collecting for a UK charity)
and about £6k on the team site which doesn't split it up by person. Not that it's a competition or anything BUT I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE WON.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Don't mention this to Monty
you may give him some ideas
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
There was a big fight over misuse of grammar, Battered kicked Stunned and broke his foot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah one saw the grammar Malarcky
Is Batts trying to commit suicide? I hear that Stunned is quite a big fella
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Stunned is about 7' tall and 30 stone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Come on what have you done to your foot?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1937909
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
But if you can just keep out of reach for 90 seconds he runs out of breath

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Battered has gout, too?
I didn't realise it was contagious. Sorry, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
It is definitely all your fault

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)

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