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I now want to start a market stall just selling Tayaabs style lambchops £2 each.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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and homebrew
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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I still think there is a gap in the market for a decent place pairing good Indian food with good British beer.
I'd go there anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Me too.
Or top drawer burgers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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The posh burger market is pretty full now, missed the boat on that.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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True enough.
None near me oddly.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Too rough round your way, ain't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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Prolly
but the houses are expensive. People must just go out elsewhere.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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+nips
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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There's one 15 miles or so from me
downstairs local real ale pub, upstairs full-on curry house.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Too far north.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Last time I was in BIrmingham there was one on Broad St
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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It's probably a lap-dancing bar now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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As long as the beer is still downstairs and the baltis are upstairs, I'm still in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Balti is a shit midlands invention.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Balti Coventry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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WARWICKSHIRE!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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shit midlands invention type of steel container it's served in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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It translates as 'bucket'
There is no such dish in India.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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baltis deep.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Free Naan(a)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Korma nyourface
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Liqure in the front, poker in the reer.rair.rare.raer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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Sounds like there's an echo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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rear
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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I'm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938976
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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CHOP CHOP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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When I was last in London this Chinese guy got trapped in the tube doors
I used the words "chop chop"* Me and my son was in stiches
On our way back to the hotel I noticed a chinese resturant called Chop Chop facing Kings Cross which started us laughing all over again
*Chop chop means hurry up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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+ KILDERKIN
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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LAMBTASTIC
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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TAYYABAWAYS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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That's THEFT
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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INTELLECTUALCHOP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I could call it PsychoChop
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Sounds charming
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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This is by far the best suggestion.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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start up like that are pretty much doomed to failure
for every innocent there's like a thousand lead zepplins leading to alcoholism, premature baldness, suicide that sort of stuff.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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WHY DONT I JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE EH?!?!?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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i'm not writing it off completely, it's just it's in the victuals 'industry' which is notoriously fickle. You also have zero starting capital, nor trading history to take to a viable lender.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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And it'll pretty much only be seasonal, who wants lamb chops outside in the rain.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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*raises hand*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Monty, after a disagreement about windows?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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burger/ ice cream vans, maybe with a posh twist for somewhere with money would be a better bet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938926
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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yeah that or whatever
it's an area that has all this territorial stuff so there's the chance of being kneecapped.
As a start up it's handy as you're off teh IR radar
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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If you sell them already cooked, wrapped in a piece of kitchen roll
Then yeah still no-one will want them, soz
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Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Give WP a job in your property empire.
He's good at DIY. He can keep the firm's motors going. 21k a year.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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No give me a job,
I hate everyone involved in property, I'll be an enforcer £30k a year.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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No, give me a job.
I don't know much and I'll dick around on b3ta all day. £35k a year.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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£65K - final offer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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If you want to move to Cork (and can speak Russian) we'll hire you
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Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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Åáàòü åãî. ß äàì åìó èäòè.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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....and on that farm he had a cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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With a Peroni here and a Peroni there...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939035
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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why aye why aye ho
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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Yeah. B3ta doesn't like Russian symbols.
Fucken' typical. That's why I don't give the cunts any money.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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More evidence of rob's blatant racism.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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I'm afraid the post of being sarcastic to customers, and making staff cry has already been filled
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Happy the man who is paid for his hobbies.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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You could go into semi-retirement and just go skiing all the time.
You can't afford NOT to employ him!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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sozzers stunned, TUIB is right, it's not even a hobby, ITS A VOCATION
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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I tried.
NO ONE CAN SAY I DIDN'T!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Rory is a workaholic control freak - there is no way he is handing over the reins.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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