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I now want to start a market stall just selling Tayaabs style lambchops £2 each.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:27, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
and homebrew

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I still think there is a gap in the market for a decent place pairing good Indian food with good British beer.
I'd go there anyway.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Me too.
Or top drawer burgers.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
The posh burger market is pretty full now, missed the boat on that.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
True enough.
None near me oddly.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Too rough round your way, ain't it?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Prolly
but the houses are expensive. People must just go out elsewhere.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
+nips

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
There's one 15 miles or so from me
downstairs local real ale pub, upstairs full-on curry house.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Too far north.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Last time I was in BIrmingham there was one on Broad St

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's probably a lap-dancing bar now.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
As long as the beer is still downstairs and the baltis are upstairs, I'm still in

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Balti is a shit midlands invention.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Balti Coventry
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
WARWICKSHIRE!

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

shit midlands invention type of steel container it's served in
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
It translates as 'bucket'
There is no such dish in India.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
baltis deep.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Free Naan(a)

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Korma nyourface

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Liqure in the front, poker in the reer.rair.rare.raer.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Sounds like there's an echo

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
rear

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I'm in

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938976
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
CHOP CHOP

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
When I was last in London this Chinese guy got trapped in the tube doors
I used the words "chop chop"* Me and my son was in stiches
On our way back to the hotel I noticed a chinese resturant called Chop Chop facing Kings Cross which started us laughing all over again

*Chop chop means hurry up
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
+ KILDERKIN

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
LAMBTASTIC

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
TAYYABAWAYS

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
That's THEFT

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
INTELLECTUALCHOP

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I could call it PsychoChop

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Sounds charming

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
This is by far the best suggestion.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
start up like that are pretty much doomed to failure
for every innocent there's like a thousand lead zepplins leading to alcoholism, premature baldness, suicide that sort of stuff.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
WHY DONT I JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE EH?!?!?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
i'm not writing it off completely, it's just it's in the victuals 'industry' which is notoriously fickle. You also have zero starting capital, nor trading history to take to a viable lender.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
And it'll pretty much only be seasonal, who wants lamb chops outside in the rain.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*raises hand*

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Monty, after a disagreement about windows?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
burger/ ice cream vans, maybe with a posh twist for somewhere with money would be a better bet

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938926
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
yeah that or whatever
it's an area that has all this territorial stuff so there's the chance of being kneecapped.
As a start up it's handy as you're off teh IR radar
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
If you sell them already cooked, wrapped in a piece of kitchen roll
Then yeah still no-one will want them, soz
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Give WP a job in your property empire.
He's good at DIY. He can keep the firm's motors going. 21k a year.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
No give me a job,
I hate everyone involved in property, I'll be an enforcer £30k a year.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
No, give me a job.
I don't know much and I'll dick around on b3ta all day. £35k a year.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
£65K - final offer

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
If you want to move to Cork (and can speak Russian) we'll hire you

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Åáàòü åãî. ß äàì åìó èäòè.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
....and on that farm he had a cow

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
With a Peroni here and a Peroni there...

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939035
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
why aye why aye ho

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Yeah. B3ta doesn't like Russian symbols.
Fucken' typical. That's why I don't give the cunts any money.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
More evidence of rob's blatant racism.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I'm afraid the post of being sarcastic to customers, and making staff cry has already been filled

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Happy the man who is paid for his hobbies.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
You could go into semi-retirement and just go skiing all the time.
You can't afford NOT to employ him!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
sozzers stunned, TUIB is right, it's not even a hobby, ITS A VOCATION

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I tried.
NO ONE CAN SAY I DIDN'T!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Rory is a workaholic control freak - there is no way he is handing over the reins.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

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