men

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Detailz plz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

sat with the ex was illuminating
mostly it illuminated that he's an idiot with no idea what he wants

sun with the potential new bloke was good and bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

i believe its already been covered in great detail, but the 'ex' is a knob, nobody can comprehend why you waste your time with him
it's like totally boring
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

believe me
the new one has the potential to be much much better.

also, much much worse.

why are there no normal men? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

it's early days, he's managing to hide what a complete knob he is. It'll come out in due course
you're basically a knob magnet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

epic epic sadface

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

on the plus side united win the title tonight

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

yeah that's just fucked my plans right up
as the boys are insisting that we don't go to the amazing peruvian tapas place i booked, but now want to go to the pub instead. ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

there are fucking loads.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

there really aren't
they all seem normal on the surface. then you realise they have mummy issues or money issues or tell you that refusing to have anal is a dealbreaker...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

well, i have none of those problems, and at least 4 mates that don't either.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

*bums*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

me and you sporto, would be a beautiful sandwich.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Bacon Burger
Cow and Pig in beautiful harmony
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

although, we're all in comitted, stable relationships and have been for some time,
maybe you left it a bit late.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Would it hurt to have it up the bum?
I've seen loads of videos where these girls do it and it doesn't hurt THEM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

you take it up the bum, and let us know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

this is almost precisely what i said to mr "our bodies belong to each other and that means every bit of you"
but apparently it doesn't stretch to his arse being violently penetrated with 8 inches of plastic, "because it's sensitive". double standards, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

i think bottom sex is icky anyway, so this is not a problem,
some people are just perverts. I was trick linked to a reddit called /r/sexwithdogs recently, that was fucking unpleasant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Fuck's sake, B3th'll do anything to get full modding powers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i don't know
where's that gay geordie bloke when we need him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939943
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

It's because you've left it so late.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

pfffft
i've been dating/in relationships since i was 13. ALL. THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I think it's probably you then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

NONCE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

How long were you seeing Bartleby for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

About as long as ANDREW MARR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

see, this makes me think maybe it is your fault

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

GET A DATE WITH ANDREW MARRS!!!!!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Please reflect on the common denominator of all your previous relationships
and then re-evaluate whether it is the "abnormal men" who are the issue

HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

it does
men suck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Your ex did
Cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Zing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I'm normal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Because you don't like normal men
you like whining, narcissistic girly-men with serious social hang-ups. Why you can't seem to have a successful relationship with one is entirely beyond me.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

our ideas of normal are probably a bit different too
i mean, you probably think you're normal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far.
Nobody thinks Kroney's normal.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

he probably does, to be fair
but yeah, nobody agrees
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

it's probably something to do with you being a moaning whiny cow
perhaps
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)