I shall celebrate it the same way that I celebrate Father's Day and Talk Like a Pirate Day.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wanking?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

well durr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

could be worse
i just got this from the oxford college where i did my masters:

If you don’t mind the early start, the Morris dancers and the choir singing from Magdalen Tower make this a traditional highlight of the Oxford year.

how shit does that sound?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Did you really do your MASTERS DEGREE at an OXFORD COLLEGE THAT OBVIUSLY ISN@T POLY BROOKES?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

i really really really did
it was in creative writing, and we all know how valuable that is and how much it will enhance my future income.

actually, that being said, quite a few of the guys on the course have now had books published, so maybe it does work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

cool bruv, it sounds about as useful as that degree in film studies that becky jizzbox kept going on about
She lacked the awareness that it was an embarrassing waste of time that resulted in a decade of dead end jobs before she finally decided to retrain in something that might have career prospects.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

i did it for fun, as did a couple of the others
also if i just put "masters from oxford" on my cv, hopefully people will just assume it's in law, and NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.

but 90% of the course were doing it full-time. a 2 year, part time course in creative writing. and this was their job. one of them already had a masters in poetry. poetry. that is even more useless than creative writing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Perhaps they didn't know it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

trufax
the same girl went on to train for the circus.

i shit you not.

poetry, creative writing, and now a circus performer...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

i'm still waiiting on the fruits of this hothouse of ideas.
WHERE IS YOUR BOOK WOMAN ??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

it came out already
dedicated to one rory lyon, formerly of this parish.

it's not my fault you changed your secret identity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

not so secret it appears, bethany was blabbing the other day
gaz me a link to your opus when it comes out yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

i surely will
you can have a signed first edition and everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*Secret Morris fan*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Minor one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

*stutters*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)