I don't get this latest thing.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

everyone lives in Kensington now
including you
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

But I live in Guildford.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

i don't think he knows what kensington is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

When you have completed your masters degree at Oxford you can join the rest of us in Kensington.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

they don't let just anyone in, you know
it's vair vair special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Dune Coons and Eastern Europeans, very selective

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Accuracy online ^^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

fancy nipping down the Kensington Arms tonight for a few pints, I hear they've got a good guest bitter on there

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

it went bust a couple of years ago
(this is actually true)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

woah, I'm starting to think you don't actually live in Kensington

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

did you just spack out and delete ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

christ no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

YES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

No can do - Toby and Jocasta have their Creative Writing class this evening at Ashbourne School.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

well get the nanny to pick them up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

the nanny Bartleby
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

kensington is a nice place to live
levenshulme, where frank lives, or it might be longsight, is a shithole place to live
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

woah, some mistake there, I live in Kensington

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Withington isn't too far away, and that didn't seem too bad.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

withington is a bit of a shithole
levenshulme and longsight and heaton mersey are bigger shitholes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I must have been lucky then
Was visiting a friend there, whilst I had to walk through shitholes to reach his neighbourhood, it really didn't look too bad there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

the bits that border didsbury are ok
the bits that border fallowfield are rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Can't actually remember which bit it was closer to, tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

none of them are as nice as Kensington, which is where I live

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I'm going to move to Muswell Hill
It's really nice up there. When I move in I'll have a barbecue. I won't invite you because there'll be meat.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

yes you will
you love me

and i make excellent pasta/rice/potato "salads"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I made an incredibly lazy potato salad for a BBQ a couple of years ago, somehow got rave reviews
Potato, chives, pepper and a small spoon of mayo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

the secret ingredient is onion, for me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

haha, "onion", like anyone eats that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

momo would

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

he'd eat his own penis if he could find it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

wouldn't we all?

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

The artist formally known asZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

haha, "salad", like that's even a thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Salads? At a barbecue? What heresy is this?

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Typical hippie hipster salad prick behaviour.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Hey, I was into quinoa before it was fashionable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

There are three acceptable types of calorie intake at a barbecue
1: Meat
2: Booze
3: Meat

Christ, I bet you do barbecues so wrong that you even let girls have a go.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

This is correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I tend to turn up late and get stoned in the corner while all the fatties stuff themselves full of meat.
I don't know any girls :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

what a great addition you must be to any party!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Not only the life, but also the soul.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I always do a little pasta salad, potato salad and some fresh salad whenever I host
It's a way of stopping the gluttonous bastards from eating all the meat too early.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

you should really go to crouch end

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Oh man I can't wait for this, I'll bring some sausages and a paddling pool!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I won't invite you because you'll trip over your own paddling pool
and crash into the barbecue, ruining the food, my chances with all the h0t chix and resulting in the house being burnt down.

Or I'll get a call to say that somehow you've ended up twenty miles away with a thirty metre long sausage and can I help you attach it to your telly.

Either way, you're not invited.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

tee hee *click*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

soooo, don't bring the paddling pool?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)