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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Message from your builders: please put you cock away. It may only be a mushroom, but they still don't want to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i suspect his penis poncho covers it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
is that another term for gunt?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I saw it on Embarassing bodies when some geez had lots 20 stone or something
the left over loose skin formed a sort of pomncho that covered his tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
so he could have used his cock to prop it up
like a big top tent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
not sure his cock worked any more to be honest, it was sorry looking thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Oh thank goodness they can find it, I ain't seen it in months. Where was it? I checked in YOUR MUM, that was the last place I remember using it, but didn't wanna accuse anyone of anything.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
If you find it up his Mum
can you see if my car is still there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
And my coat.
Gets a bit warm up there and by the time I'd finished, I had clean forgotten I was wearing one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Grab my hard backed illustrated entire works of Shakespeare would ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
and my 1:10 model of the Bismark

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
"YOU HAVE FUCKED MY BATTLESHIP"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Just had NASA on the phone - seems one of their Saturn V's is missing, could you just check?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I found a Channel 4 camera crew, they're doing some documentary on Horders and got lost on the way out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
No, it's a Disney crew doing the next Star Wars flick
it saved them building a Sarlacc set all over again.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

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