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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Course they do.
Not because they recognise it as a name, of course. But they still associate those noises with attention/food/strokes/whatever.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
well that isn't the same thing as having a name is it?
You could just ring a bell, or bang s little gong. Humanising a cat is stupid.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Well yes, quite.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I bet dozer named his hamster after a ground breaking DJ we've never heard of.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
MC Sphincter

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
...or a Joy Div song that speaks to his soul.
The cunt.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
"Never Tear Arse Apart"

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
it's called grace
which i think is short for "anal g-spot race"
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I bet it was the girl he was dancing with when he first heard "insert shit record with deep meaning" here.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
it can be amusing though
i quite like cats/dogs with ridiculously human names, like graham, or marcus, or alan.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
SOMEONE on here has a dog called George.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
My dog is called Charlie

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
How does it smell?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Like a dead bird

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
although I love having dogs,
Every time one of them finds some fox poo, and has a weird fit involving rolling around in it, I seriously consider just leaving them on the meadow to fend for themselves.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
my friend's dog labours under the fond illusion that fox shit is deliciously wafting enticing perfume
he is very very wrong
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
your shit and puke arguments are undermined by your love of dogs :P

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I don't have to wipe a dogs bottom, or change its nappy.
Nor do I have to get up in the night for them. Nor do I have to be near them all day and night. Nor do I have to do anymore than an easy training regime. Nor do they cry loudly and irritatingly. Nor do I have to carry a fucking ton of stuff everywhere I go with it. They do not ruin other people's experiences with their smell it noise. They do not puke on anything I own, except once on the back door rug. I do not have yo have play dates with other dog owners. I could go on.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
i'd still bet that there are windypiglets at some point though...

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
never say never,
But considering the thing that causes ladypigs near blindness can be passed on, at the moment she is dead against it.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
hmmm. there might be some sort of screening you could have?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
What does he say?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Never talk to strangers in the park
Unless they have a stick
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
it's not me

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
our budgie was convinced that "joey" meant hello
every time you went near the cage, it bellowed, "JOEY!" at you. well, insofar as something that weighs about an ounce can bellow.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
you need to just go and marry Frank.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
he's been quiet today
maybe momo finally killed and ate him?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
maybe a real mod stepped him.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
haha what a right laugh, eh?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
haha, yeah

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
oh do check'em
please check'em
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

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