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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright CQ, have you considered the open position of Battereds divorce wing man ? You know show him the ropes, assure him that banging a mid forties fat slag is a natural reaction to being dumped by his new wife ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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that Rory, I needed a lift this morning.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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we should all pull together during these emotionally troubling times(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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I'm not entirely sure if that was approval or not.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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it's rory, he get's less that you do.of course it's approval.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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You're right, I need to look at myself and my standards. You me and battered can check out that grab a granny night that you keep going on about(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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no thanks, I'm taken.but have fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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No really, if you start taking your medications again you'll discover that the poor woman has been begging you to leave her alone(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:47,
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Christ almighty. I ain't getting back on that horse for a long time.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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Don't let your figure go battered, binge eating and drinking will really pile that weight on. You need to be ready for that new special woman in your life. (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Stranger things have happened. Cavey for instance ... (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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Are you over her yet or still struggling to come to terms with it?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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our bitter breakup saddens me. it's for the best that she doesn't post here anymore(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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how quickly the sad, desperate and lonely forget, how quickly they forget. (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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nah, she's still on face book occasionally and we're doing a LARP in a few months.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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TELL HER THAT IM GALD FOR HER< AND IT WAS FOR THE BEST< AND I HOPE SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL LIFE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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I reckon, right, this is how to sort it. I went on a Club 18-30 once and it was right laugh, this.We have a "Boys v Girls" night out. The boys go out and watch a football game while doing pints of beer, whilst the girls go to a strip-club. They'll be games like "Who can down a pint of beer in the fast time period before the other people can down their pint of beer in the same time" and "Banana or Willy?".
Then, the two groups meet together in a club, where they'll be more games, like that one where you run aorund a broom really really fast and get dizzy and fall over. And at the end of the night, the very end, we finally determine who won the "Battle of the Boys vs Girls Competition".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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Of course not. This is Gonz we're talking about.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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Do you have trouble sleeping on your own sofa (so far), or is it ok?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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Do you settee (settle) in for the night?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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Is your favorite football player Peter Couch (crouch) ?Ok, that's all I've got.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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I don't think they can legally force you into doing that.Just make you into a bit of a social pariah.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:36,
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