so i went to see pink at the o2 last night
and as i got off the tube, i stopped to text my friend and see which bar she was in. glanced down at my foot. a giant bag of weed was just sitting there, resting against it. weird. i would have picked it up but i hate weed and there were security guards a-lurking. so i left it for someone else to find. what would you have done?

alt: what have you found recently or at all?

altalt: LUNCH??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:40, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You left good weed?
P!nk is amazing live. It's like going to Circue Du Soleil: The musical!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Swipe's a lawyer; I suspect being found in possession could have serious consequences for her career.
I know a couple of pharmacists and it's the same for them. Not that most employers wouldn't take a dim view either, mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Had I known this I wouldn't have picked it up.
I retract said statement, your Honour.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

it might have been shit weed
i wasn't touching it.

weed turns people into mongs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

TRU DAT

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT GET MADE TOP SUPER SPY MOD????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Beats the fuck out of me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I think you know what I would have done.
If you were any sort of friend to Monty you would've picked it up for him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah, totally reasonable to risk your career as a lawyer by getting a criminal record for grabbing a bag of weed like that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah but I would have some weed.
You're not thinking this through.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I do wonder about some people's priorities.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

FUCK STOMPERS!
This thread is the shit.

I have found that I have a happy marriage and a child whom I see every day (unless I'm away for some reason).
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

you should be careful
karma is a bitch. lots of people's wives die young of cancer. lots of people's kids turn out to be unpopular or retarded. i think you are tempting fate a bit.

i'm a superstitious bint.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yep, I think Battered is living proof of all that nasty Kama coming round to get him.
Good job I'm lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Als lovely and when we're neighbours we'll have lots of top secret bashes and and I'll even join facebook just to friend him and other stuff too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

SLAYERB4$H!!!!!
Dozer ain't coming though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

God I hope not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

other stuff too then delete him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Why would you try to hurt me so?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

baby i was born that way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

durr what do you reckon
Alt: a new lease of life

altalt: PAYDAY!!! I will allow myself some full-price food, for one day only.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I hpoe your bread isn't stale.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

NOT TODAY IT AIN'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

It was broccoli you drunk tart
You could've had a lovely stir fry

alt: I found a fiver hidden behind other money in my wallet the other day. Oh man, that was exciting. Like, 4/10 on the excitementotron

altalt: yeah please
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I'm rather partial to broccoli in a stir fry.
Broccoli, garlic, fresh ginger, chilli and cashew nuts is excellent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

And some duck

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I have some duck in the freezer; I may give this a try sometime next week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

i was reading about broccoli bread the other day
looked rather nom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

That wasn't made of broccoli, it was just mouldy.
Silly swipe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

makeandbakefromscratch.com/2013/04/18/broccoli-bread/

ner!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Don't you 'ner' me!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

sure you didn't mean this?
makeandbakefromscratch.com/2012/10/13/broccoli-bread
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

OMNOMNOMNOM!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I'd have left it. I've got no interest in that stuff.
alt: Jesus
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Where was he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I would be all Dionne Warwick
Alt:I was looking for a U2 song, but I still havZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

alt:alt: Undecided any advice?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Altalt: Suicide

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I hear it's dangerous

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That's just knee-jerk reactions from the media.
Go ahead, try it - it's fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

film it first though
let us share the joy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I thought you of all people would have got that reference

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

It's not registering anything here, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Theme tune to M*A*S*H

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Isn't that the tv programme our grandparents watched?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I remember when all of this was fields

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Isn't that painless?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Depends on how you top yourself I suppose

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, AA is right - I wasn't being thick, you were.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhh dear, how forgetful of me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I never watched M*A*S*H anyway, it looked shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

It was

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I saw the film once.
Never watched the TV series.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

This is a cool story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I know; I'm a master raconteur ain't I?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)