Ooooo, I hadn't even considered trying to shave my balls with a striaght razor.
Do you reckon birds would be as keen to shave it all off if their only option was the straight razor in the barbers shop, one leg on the floor and the other hoisted onto the edge of the sink?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wouldn't even want to attempt a wet shave to the nethers.
One slip and it's all over.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

If your balls are really big you can just scrape the hair off with a plane

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Like a microlight?
Or a boeing?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Can't beat a close rub with a 747
Gets even the ingrowing ones out
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Don't use a 787, the batteries get a bit warm.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Can't use a 747-121 if you're Scottish either
Tends to leave pockmarks in your scrotum
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Make sure you only get the ones from locker A

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I got my head shaved, by a jumbo jet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Was it difficult?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)