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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone seen gobbo?
On hollyoaks, tell him to watch the +1 one on E4 today and pause it for a few seconds. There's a bit where you can see Shinade's white knickers. Right up her fanny. It's proper good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:10, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Clickin dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)
also: I'd like to express my sypathies to Battered for of upcoming divorce.
Poor fucker's going to have to pay for it at home as well as abroad now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)
i think we can all agree that we will be here for him during his problems

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Is Battered getting divorced?
That's a shitter for him because his in-laws own his house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Everything will be fine, Swipe's representing him in court and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Christ could you imagine?
Judge: 'Soz, don't listen to gingers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
'I'd like you to take into account the fact that I'm totally writing a sitcom and all my exes have been HORRID m'lud'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:00, Reply)
'and your grace, I did my Masters at Oxford don't you know'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Paid for, not own.
Giving all of that place to the wife anyway so my daughter is provided for.

I have the means to buy my own home and will be doing so shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Just wondering if you could get the gaff transferred in to your daughters name.
It would put the kybosh on her moving and you would be able to be co-signatory on your kids trust fund.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:57, Reply)
There are all sorts of options. Not considering them tonight!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Don't blame you.
I'm sure you'll do what's best.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Aye. You might be an online cunt, Battered but I wouldn't wish that situation on anyone.

Best wishes, min and I hope a solution can be found which causes least hurt to all.

You spastic smurf.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Clicked for 'you spastic smurf'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Doubtful.
There would have to be a bare trust.

Innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Sorry chief - I thought that was a joke
Not joking - sorry to read this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Playing the long game eh?
Told you that sending those bumhole pics would pay off.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:59, Reply)
* bokes *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Yeah, that link's prob NSFW, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Do you have any further NSFW images you'd like to share?
Because for the call centre kids, work has finished.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:10, Reply)
OH YEAH, WEEKEND'S HERE POST GIFS

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I'm going to pretend to be sympathetic here in the subject
and then for the first few words of the main body of the message before suddenly saying something crass like hahahahaha you lost your family and your house megalulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Alt: shut up gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:14, Reply)
can you screenshot it for me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Yeah' man, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:54, Reply)
cheers, i enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Sinéad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Does anyone know where my room service supper is please? Been waiting ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:01, Reply)
You mean the Sally Anns with some soup and a blanket?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:03, Reply)
That's next week, but only if they've had some meat donated. Fuck that veggie shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Is it too late to link this for you?
www.hitchedmag.com/article.php?id=1249
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:08, Reply)

They've only got a CDC and a picture of Foghorn Leghorn.

You're gonna, I say, you're gonna starve, boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

i.imgur.com/7njwvI8.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Gonz - what is this?
It seems to be a child's representation of a not very good panda, viewed through an Ikea Windsor chair.

Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Gobs wanted to see some knickers
i.imgur.com/bTHkNzD.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)
There is something very wrong with you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Imma not clickin'.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:01, Reply)
best text evar
x
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Sex pest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:37, Reply)

You called?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Haha
Alright phudders?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Ya, fine. You're good I hope?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Alright PD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)
alright JTDF

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Yeah. Not bad.
Quiet one this evening.

You not employed to play records this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Nope
Couldn't, my arms ache. Been stripping woodwork all week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Hot air gun or Nitromorse?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Heat gun. I'll use nitromors as a last resort.
Heat gun's quicker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Yeah but can burn wood if you're not very careful. I have fucked that one good. Took ages to make good.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)
The occasional black bit but it's getting sanded and painted anyway.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Ah, OK.

I was stripping back to bare wood then staining using Danish oil and matt varnish as top coat.

Black marks in that situation look awful and sanding difficult routed dado rails is a bastard.

Good luck, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
It's time I need, not luck.
Cheers though min.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:23, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)
alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Alright Yurt Monkeysex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Alright tangles.
Can I have a free wax pressing of your new album.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:41, Reply)
You can have a link to somewhere you can buy a download, if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Ooh.
can I have one too? I rather liked that 'choon' you linked me to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Didn't I give you a link to the bandcamp page?
And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)
can I buy the download from there?
I don't really do vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Yes, there's the option to buy both.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Right so.
I'll go back and have another look.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Any chance of a teaser
You know, a sample to some of the tracks. It might not be up my street.

If it is, I'll shell out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:50, Reply)
It may very well not be up your street.
But I'll gaz you a YouTube link. Let me switch to something simpler than a phone...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
gaz a nigga up yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Jesus, Gonz,
you need to go out and get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Alright b3th.
How are the kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)
All better now, thanks.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Good thanks.
You heading up to Brizz anytime soon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Not on the cards.
If I do, I'll let you know.

You got a date for Jeffstock III yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
No. I did consider the harbour festival, but hotels are mostly fully booked
And mostly over a £100 for a night, so, as yet. No JeffStock III.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)
*waits excitedly*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)
No idea when is good for most people.
UpFest is too soon, and all other major events mean hotels are top-dollar.

It might have to be.... A basic weekend in Brizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:08, Reply)
That's all we need, surely?
Weston has a big Premier Inn right on the sea front now, so there's always here...?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I reckon Tangles and his band will be playing at this festival
here
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
We played there before it got too commercial.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)

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