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Talk about tuib's album HERE!
Or, just discuss your lunch, you disgusting fat fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:10, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Dunno yet, I have £3.15 in change so I'll try to get something for that
rather than go to the cash point.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
You could get a six inch sub and a drink.
And have £0.15 for tomorrow
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
The closest subway is further than the cash point.
There should be an M&S van coming round in about 20mins.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
You won't get much for that.
Maybe a couple of pork pies.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Not just any pork pies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Yep, their samosas are ok.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Marks and Spencer have mobile food delivery, I never knew that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Must be a Milton Keynes thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
They do, they play the old bbc cricket theme tune as their horn.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Oh no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
How many TuiB albums could you get for that?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Tuibs 'LP' in undoubetedly the shitest record I'll never listen to

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1947589
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
And you have listened to some really shit records in your time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I hope Tangles gets his album in the hit-parade.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I have a headache and a beef/horseraddish sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I have cold beef at home, but I will probably have mustard with it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Beef sarnies are fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
:(
www.quorn.co.uk/food/peppered-beef-style-slices
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
*shakes head slowly*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I hope tuib's album is better than the songs I recorded on my home studio system.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Has battered gone back to live with his rents during his marital difficulties?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Why is he having marital difficulties Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Well let me see, being a brutal alcoholic control freak, with a peristant roving eye can get a bit wearing after a whil

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
It can?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Nah, rented a flat about 2 minutes away, means I can see my daughter for several hours each day.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Wasn't there all sorts of problems last time you lived near a school though?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I hope you're not implying that it is Battereds fault for getting kicked out of his house for putting his winky in Polish women's foo foo's
Because we all know it's his wifes fault for being so sad all the time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
is that restaurant booking still there for June, cos I might be available to take mrs battered wining a dining to celebrate your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
REPOST FROM THE LAST THREAD
FFS
metro.co.uk/2013/04/29/gallery-whitby-goth-feastival-2013-3696666/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
What is this, fucking /links or some shit?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
some shit,nail and head

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
'chunky' birds in goff shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
The one where the dad has dragged his daughter there, WTF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Tangles has an album out?
I didn't know about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I refuse to discuss it until my joke about Monty's steampunking gets populol'd.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I'm not clicking any of your posts until you buy my album.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I used my straight razor on Saturday, it's not as hard as I thought,
though I had to use my Gillette to do around my beard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
straight razor? didn't think that was a very popular piece of bathroom equipment anymore.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Steamshave

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
It's not, because it's tricky and dangerous
but it's quite good fun, and it gives a better shave.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Meant to be better for your skin as well.
You massive bender.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I really care about my face.
But mainly I just like the idea of using a fucking sharp unprotected blade.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Plus chicks dig scars.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I'd say it's not true, but that'd be a lie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
It's all part of Al's new steampunk image.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Also: ANDREW MARR'S new image

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I use it when it's steamy in the bathroom and everything.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I had a carrot and a banana for lunch.
Tomorrow I shall have pasta bake left overs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
That's not enough for a lunch
That's merely a snack.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Needs more disgusting fat fuckery.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
well it did the job until dinnertime.
But I love my dinners at the moment. Roast yesterday. pasta bake with leftover roast lamb today. Butter chicken on Wednesday!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I listened to some of the album. I quite liked what I heard.
KISS OF DEATH.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Fucks sake Dozer, keep it quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
soz dude, I couldn't sit on it any longer.
I especially like how it transgresses traditional folk tropes through recontextualising the old within the new.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Luckily I don't think any of the people who don't have you on 2.0 read any of your posts anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I think Kiss of Death is one of Motorheads best albums, certainly their best album since 1916.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Fuck me, that's a while to go in between recording good albums.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Indeed, it's nearly twenty years.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
i think there is too much hostility and negativity on here
i'm sure his album is magnificent.

lunch = spring onion and mushroom cup-a-soup with lots of black pepper. and a bottle of evian.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Thanks swipe - just for that I'm not going to get involved in the inevitable mocking of your lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
i had a great lean weekend
nothing but vegetables and a little bit of wholegrain rice.

then i got suckered into a dominos. even though it was thin crust and half-fat cheese, i still feel gross today. hence the cup-a-soup penance.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I saw a photo of a Dominos pizza on faecebook this morning.
It looked like someone had done a sick in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
mine was pretty tasty
but then i like really thin bases and i've gotten used to low-fat cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Dominos is the worst of any pizza ever.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
this isn't true
i've had much worse. but then, i only ever order the really thin crispy base. maybe the fatter stodgier ones are greasy or something?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
This looked horrible.
It wasn't even round, either, just a flabby, misshapen mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Are we back onto bullying Swipe again?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I set 'em up, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Yet more bad news for our favourite ginger legal-eagle.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/time-to-abandon-britain-as-greggs-becomes-too-expensive-200903111635
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
no bullying swipe
there are far better people to bully
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Look, I tried bullying Monty this morning and no cunt paid attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Everyone is 2.0ing you to save their jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
you can't bully monty
i could tell you about the latest disastrous bloke i was dating, but frankly you'd all enjoy it far too much

ha, that's how i'll bully you and roar-y.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Was he bumming the bloke in the Gregg's hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
it's much worse than that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
The bloke from Greggs was bumming him?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
so close
keep going
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
That's what he said...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
He refused to indulge you in your kink
by slapping you on the arse with a jumbo sausage roll?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Fuck off, grotbags.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
you're as bad as battered
and we all know how bad THAT is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1947625
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1947634
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
that sounds horrible as a soup.
Isn't Evian just water??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
no
it's french filtered water which totally justifies paying £1 a bottle
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
+ IN KENSINGTON

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
you knew that already
barnet-boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
NOY YET !
the dream will happen one day though
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Best sort of filtered water.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Read it backwards

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
retaw deretlif hcnerf?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
ti?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
!!!RRAM WERDNA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
sith gnikcilc

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I heard not even his wife is stupid enough to listen to it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Nah, she's pretty stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
She's more stupid than Battered wife since she hasn't left you yet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
The poor dumb cow is besotted with me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
You should go to Poland, dip your wick a few times,
occasionally fall over and flail your arms and legs like a downs kid dancing, drink an unhealthy amount and threaten her.

She might finally wise up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Game of Thrones is important literature not just boobs and dragons.
m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/28/game-of-thrones-history-shakespeare-virgil
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Ladies, you may gather around me to stroke my face
www.businessinsider.com/men-attractive-with-heavy-stubble-2013-4
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I agree with this article.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
You find me attractive too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I have heavy stubble, as they term it
and I'm not ugly.

I'm not saying this incontrovertibly proves the theory but, oh, wait, yes I am. I'm saying that thing exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Y'see I'm quite unnattractive, but it seems that my beard is making me better looking.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I definitely noticed a distinct upturn in female attention
after growing it out a bit. Facial hair is manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Their ovaries can't help but quiver at the display of healthy testosterone levels.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
:(
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1946355
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I watched a film with that Gosling chappie in
MOAR news as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Drive is very good.
I liked how he kills a guy in a lift.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
"Gangster Squad" was the film I watched
I quite enjoyed it, smacks abit of the "Untouchables"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I watched that as well.
It was pretty boring if you ask me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I enjoyed the music and the 1940-50's terminology

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
He was better in Young Hercules

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I aint seen that and by the name probably won't go out off my way too

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I had a Reuben sandwich with a fistful of warm sauerkraut in it.
I think I need to go to the gym soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
What album? What's going on?
Might have a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

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