so yeah. Now I've populol'd I can talk about Tangles' album.
Is it any good? Only I really need new coasters.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:54, 37 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

who?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

He's the Coventry answer to that Justin Beibler

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Enjoyed by gays, teenage girls and nonces?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:08, Reply)

yeh haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I heard it's up there with Oasis' last album.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

it's nowhere near as good as Facing the Animal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:15, Reply)

How fucking big are your cups?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Whoa, bit personal there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I heard he has a fat wife.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Orca with tits is what chompy said

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I heard your album was an achingly beautiful opus that speaks to the soul of humanity.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

album bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:27, Reply)

You can tell you've just got back from Amsterdam, you filthy pervert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)

when i was a kid, i got an autograph book for christmas
and some old twat of an "uncle", you know the kind that isn't really related, thought this was appropriate to write in a child's autograph book:

albums are green
albums are blue
but in africa (where i come from)
all bums are black

my mum ripped the page out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

He sounds like a right card.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

i think he might be dead now
he once bought me a book of shakespeare sonnets, which was nice.

until he gave me the same book 2 years later.

and then AGAIN.

i now suspect he may have gotten them free with petrol or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Worra cunt, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)

what can you do?
my dad made me laugh though. "have you read any of them before?" he enquired genially, as he passed me the book for the third time.

"twice," my dad muttered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I've got a mate who bought his girlfriend a watch for Christmas 3 years on the trot.
She never wears a watch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)

how is he not dumped?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)

He was, briefly, the other week.
Fortunately the horrific car accident he was in not long after swayed things a bit for him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)

jesus
that's rather a dramatic way to get someone back
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I don't think he intended to crash.
Swerved to avoid a deer, hit a post, car ended up on its side, seatbelt clicked open on impact and he ended up pressed against the (smashed) side window sliding along the road with a back full of gravel and glass.

Lucky to be alive, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:08, Reply)

bloody hell
i wrote my dad's car off at 90mph on the motorway once. all 4 of us walked out without even a scratch or whiplash. it was about 15 years ago and i still dream about it. poor bastard, he was doubtless much less to blame, and much less lucky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:11, Reply)

It's fair to say he didn't have a very good week that week.
Had the car not hit the post and been deflected, he would have gone over what was effectively a cliff edge. So he got lucky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:13, Reply)

jesus
stupid deer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)

As I said, he got lucky.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I think my favourite sonnet is sonnet 130.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

he probably aint got no mates, but someone should really have a chat with him, and tell him to stop wasting his time. He's already thrown a wedge away on the 'limited vinyl pressing'
or whatever they call a fucking idiots minimal run. Anyways he's robbed his kids of a descent holiday, or even some extra curricular lessons so they don't end up as thick as him, no qualifications and trapped in coventry for teh rest of their miserable lives. At least they'll have twenty pressings each of some karaoke simon and garfunkle
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)

when are you going to procreate Rory?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

my studding rights are a 100k a pop
bring your missus round and I'll do her for a monkey though, mates rates and all that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:28, Reply)

i've always liked you rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

cheers mate, no ones ever said that to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I liked him first, back off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

is he going to impregnate you as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I hope so

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Clicking this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)