Right, whilst swipe and Dozer are otherwise occupied pretending not to want to fuck each other
let's all move to another room and leave them to it, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:31, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can we do a bit of politics?
voteforpolicies.org.uk/survey/results/517EC19E69E1A
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I got a letter from our MP today.
I didn't read it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:36, Reply)

wait bnp

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)

urrrrrrrrgh
i used to think you were alright, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'm bloody lovely and you know it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

who?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:42, Reply)

swipe and Dozer.
They're totally gagging for each other but just too proud to admit it. Both vegetarian as well; match made in heaven.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:46, Reply)

yeh you already said those names who are they

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:37, Reply)

who wants to know?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:44, Reply)

me obviously

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)

who are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)

i dunno

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Well, this is good.
Imma go for a smoke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:47, Reply)

it's shit in here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)

...said your hamster as it clawed frantically at your balloon knot in a desperate bid for freedom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)

whatever floats your boat, Davverino

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Listen, you're the one who thinks he's Richard Gere, not me, matey.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I've never made that comparison.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I was going with the whole rodent/anus interface thing, there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

hahaha
i'm sure i said something along these exact lines a couple of days ago... YES!


It's buried really really deeply
Like dozer's hamster in his rusty balloon knot
(
rachelswipe is not motherfucking cocksucking ginger
, Sun 10 Mar, 22:20, 1 Reply)


the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
oh no wait. that's yours.
(
rachelswipe is not motherfucking cocksucking ginger
, Fri 26 Apr, 10:37, 1 Reply)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

look, keep your weird fantasies to yourself, tubbo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Dozer is just after a part in swipe's sitcom
The will they/won't they love interest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)

The guy she loves to hate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)

the guy EVERYBODY hates

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

:'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Oh no, wait, that's you, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)

The Stranglers' less successful version of (etc.)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Best suggestion for a new thread for sometime.
Well, it was... until they joined in here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)

I'm outta here.
Play nicely, peeps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Oh dear, that's rather embarrassing.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I'm just back from archery.
Just shot 3 golds with a shit club bow. Go me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:54, Reply)

cavey used to post about archery too. back before she got herself an internet boyfriend with hygiene and bmi issues who dumped her on valentines day
That was pretty funny
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)

You were heart broken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

we all were

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:28, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Yeah, but my archery's the proper shizzle, yo. No fucking cunts in green with big ears anywhere.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Just back from the gym.
Go me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)