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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In that last thread I told a blatant lie about how I would have 'shanked the cunt' who was rude to WP's smelly little slut.What was the last/best/worst lie you've told/been told?
Alt: anyone know where I could get some Argentinian black pudding from?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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Spanish. Probably the closest in flavour.www.pampasplains.com/sausages-chorizo-firecracker-morcilla/morcilla/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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Yeah all I can find is Spanish too (apart from British obv)(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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I don't like black people soz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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Jesting aside I've never even heard of it, to my shame.A quick Google tells me this is a bad error on my part.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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It's delicious. The french typically eat it with pureed apple.The white version is also good, you can get a variant that contains black truffle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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He could get it, it isn't expensive either.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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what? NEVER! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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bit slow in here today. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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I told ladypig that the cab driver hit me first when I spoke to her this morning. She doesn't like punchy pig. She remembers what I used to be like.
And I lied to my boss.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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The "Jimi Hendrix white guy in a mask" one I mentioned a couple of days ago "I promise not to cum inside you" - he did
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Yes*
* also a lie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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One of my best friends is a butcher who specialises in various black puddings and stuff like thatI'm sure he could get hold of some for you.
Probably wouldn't charge me either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1948671
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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please ask please pleaseI'll pretend to like your album if you do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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I lied about shitting myself and crying in the last thread.Haha j/k I totally would have. All down my leg.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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The butcher one.Like this quinoa munching Kershaw knows a fucking butcher.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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I knew a guy who worked in an abbatoir once, about 20 years ago.He fucking stank.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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Pretty sure she hasn't been bleeding for a good few years now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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You haven't seen her arse when I've finished with her then(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:41,
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When I was 15 I worked at a frozen meat factory in Winchester for week.The money I earnt enabled me to attend the Treworgey Tree Fayre which I may have mentioned.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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I honestly couldn't tell you. It was in Winnal.That was a hot summer and by mid afternoon the place smelled vile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:38,
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25 years ago that wasn't too bad.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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Not bad for 15 years old either(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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How did that sit with Swampy and the rest of the guys you travelled down with?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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Alright spacka foot? I have to dash. Meeting for the remainder of the day. Meeting the bloke that started London Records.
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Well that's the thing, I've only seen it in that restaurant, and I'd like some for home.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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You know, this may be a strange idea, but perhaps you could ask the restaurant where they get it from?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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They import it direct, along with their beef, I asked them once.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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Just hang around the back on the day they get their delivery and then shank the delivery driver and steal his lorry.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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You know me, always shanking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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It's a bloody silly dance, if you ask me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:41,
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m.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/apr/30/jobseekers-bogus-psychometric-tests-unemployed
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In fairness anything that encourages dolescum to kill themselves has to be a good thing though right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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Strength 1. LovingYou value close relations with others, in particular those in which there is sharing and caring. The people to whom you feel most close are the same people who feel most close to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:08,
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Strength 2. FairnessTreating all people fairly is one of your abiding principles. You do not let your personal feelings bias your decisions about other people. You give everyone a chance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:08,
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Strength 3. Self ControlYou self-consciously regulate what you feel and what you do. You are a disciplined person. You are in control of your appetites and your emotions, not vice versa.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:09,
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Strength 4. Appreciation of CultureYou notice and appreciate beauty, excellence, and/or skilled performance in all domains of life, from nature to art to mathematics to science to everyday experience.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:09,
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Strength 5. SpiritualityYou have strong and coherent beliefs about the higher purpose and meaning of the universe. You know where you fit in the larger scheme. Your beliefs shape your actions and are a source of comfort to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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Well none of this seems like complete bollocks, does it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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Strength 6. Nails.You could easily duff up any of the cunts in here without breaking a sweat. Piece of piss mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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I know a couple of Argentinians, hang on I'll ask(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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They also asked why anyone would want Argentinian black pudding when you can get this for less than 20 quidstore.makro.co.uk/p-21584-divan-frozen-doner-kebab-cone-10kg.aspx
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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Get one of these as wellwww.ebay.co.uk/itm/Archway-4-Burner-Doner-Kebab-Machine-NATURAL-GAS-/280780759377?pt=UK_BOI_Restaurant_RL&hash=item415fd66151
lettuce chilli sos sorted
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:05,
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Here comes my garlic mayo!!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:05,
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When I was a student I lived one street away from where those are made.Tru story blud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:07,
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Nah eff that, this place was in Norf Lahndan(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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Imma make my own with an old bar fire and a stick(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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And they were dead right to do so.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:01,
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what are the chances of that - SAME HERE!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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I don't know what to believe any more(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:05,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1941918
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:48,
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I have a customer called Polly Priday.FFS as in Priday, Polly.
There is a road in SE15 called Bellenden Rd.
The end
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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Stunned claims to know a 'Mick' Hunt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Yesterday I spoke to a Jeff WinnWhat a fucking brilliant name
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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You have a non-celebrity customer?I don't believe this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:19,
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Oh yesterday I had an order from ex-South Today presenter and newsreader Chris Peacock.Seriously. THE Chris Peacock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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Grrrrrr other people on the course have got their results but I haven't, that means I failed right?(
Peej, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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*sings*They went and saved the best for laaaaaaaaaaaaast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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i never tell liesi've heard a fair few though.
alt: why??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:44,
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fucking hell that's truei have got such a hard job to do this morning; the paperwork is all over the shop. it's like making a jigsaw puzzle out of turds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:46,
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so when are you and Doze hooking up for a secret pizza sex-bash?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:48,
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wait til i've had my lunch (probably lentil stew from POD today)then make me vomit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:52,
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alt: it's one of the nicest things I've ever eaten and I've only had it in a restaurant.You'd think the internet would help but I've struggled.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:49,
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have you been searching for 1 black pudding priced at £1000or 1000g of 1 black pudding?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:51,
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*fucks off for stress induced breakdown*this was my one bit of relief and now it's gone : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:59,
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To be fair to most of the Deacons here, 'Argentinian black pudding' is quite a difficult thing to spell with a head dobber.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:51,
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i heard monty's lady-dad has a double-ended head dobber(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:58,
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