Victory for Naked Kroney Ape as his mponthly thread smashes the daily record for success!
Vive le France!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

naked kroney ape
sounds like a gay sex sandwich between you two sweaty hairy boys

shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Veni, Vidi, Vichy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I watched Universal Soldier: The Return the other night.
It was fucking awful, I really don't know how JCVD kept getting paid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

especially when he likes to take massive amounts of coke, shove glass bottle up his arse, fly in prostitutes and leave hotel romms COVERED in shit*
*apparently
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

citation needed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

friend of a friend who worked on the Coors adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Never trust a man with a greasy mullet.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Can he not just use a bottle opener?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Sounds legit

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)

By that I mean, if I was a real life friend of yours nakkers
I would feed you so much bullshit, it would be a daily torrent of "things I've heard" that you had to "keep on the down-low"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Hey nakkers, have you heard that because of the horse meat scandal that in Norway they make hot dogs out of stray dogs?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I told your mum not to go there on holiday : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

yeah because loads of exciting stuff happens in MK
look, I took the whole thing with a pinch of salt, but I know the person involved work's for the agency that produced those ads and I know she was on set at the time, and if you read campaign you'd know that filming was difficult...

it's still worth mentioning a potentially amusing anecdote. Or we can talk about board games, home brew and life failing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Is that why he's your hero?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)