Well this is good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:49, 45 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd rather go through a bitter and acrimonious divorce than spend any internet time with you, you utter cretin.
No offence.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:50, Reply)

How is you amazing award-winning blog doing?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I'm going to employ a PR agency to take it over, I have too much on my plate what with the day job, the freelancing, the odd bit of modelling and the sound design work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)

So in other words you haven't writen anything for a while

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

I'm going to employ a PR agency to take it over, I have too much on my plate what with the day job, the freelancing, the odd bit of modelling and the sound design work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

is that what you said to those Polish hookers?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I said it to him.

(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

probably after that first date when you realised his jizz was dripping out of your snatch
only you said it sarcastically
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

i've finished the work i was doing, so now I'm off to finish a bottle of Sancerre
night nioght
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I finished off in your mum

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:54, Reply)

He said that to Mini Battered once :(

(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Isn't it just.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Non, ce n'est pas vraiment, peut-être que nous devrions, vous le savez, enlever un terrier et le forcer dans suçant nos sacs scrotum. Ce genre de merde qui m'excite vraiment le bordel sur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

This really is the best.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Pas vraiment, peut-être que vous devriez vous en tenir à votre passe-temps bien établi de caniches violant anale.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Superb innit

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)

It's like watching the snooker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)

may divorce be with you hahaha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

It's ok, I'm back from the pub now!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:26, Reply)

What was the occasion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I went to see a film in a bar, but it wasn't on so I went to a worse pub instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:28, Reply)

But at least you've been to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:29, Reply)

With beer and everything.
It was great.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:30, Reply)

What you should do now, is pack the Doris off to bed,
have another cheeky beer whilst listening to a 'record', before having a joint and then going to bed yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)

This was pretty much my plan
But she's got a mate round, which means she won't fuck off for ages yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Oh man, dat klinkt als een vreselijke situatie waarin om zichzelf te vinden.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:36, Reply)

INORITE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Vertel mij wat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:37, Reply)

haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:44, Reply)

We hebben het recht lachen hier, doen we niet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Indeed we do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Het komt uit zwart, en dan hij rood wordt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:51, Reply)

Yeah bored with this now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Ik ook.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Je hoeft niet de helft na een aantal punk ass stront als je dronken op bier bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1949689
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:27, Reply)

BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
For I have assembled an Ikea sofa.

I am feeling very manly. I smell pretty manly too, I imagine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Eew.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:57, Reply)

you love it you slaaaaaag

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 22:59, Reply)

no, I don't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Then rest easy
I've showered now
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:25, Reply)

Was this a static sofa?
Or was it one of the 'transformers' sofas that becomes a bed? I assembled on of the latter a few weeks ago and very nearly lost a finger/my sanity/half of the bits - and I used to build quite complicated stuff in a former life! God knows how cak-handed numptys manage
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Do you reckon Emvee's ever tried shoving one of them up a skag-hag?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:10, Reply)

It's a 3 seater plus chaise longue
an L-shape deal. The chaise longue bit is adjustable too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:26, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:34, Reply)