Somebody's brought their baby into the office.
Shoudln't be allowed. It'll start crying in a minute and then it'll be the whole "Kroney throws baby off balcony" horror story all over again.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:42, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Put it in the corner

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Give it a little cuddle
OG will want one soon, you may as well get some practice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

If the baby is one of the girls that used to work there
chances are Kroney is the dad anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I wish they'd stop bringing these kids in.
I DONT WANT TO BE INVOLVED showing me the ugly little brat isn't going to change my mind, woman!
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I love babies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

You can have mine

( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

He has no Ovaries
How can you get him Pregnant?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

i think he was just offering to bum him, to be honest
that's how i read it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

You think he would at least offer him dinner first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I don't do commitment and I wouldn't fuck and dump Nakers.
We're bros.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

screen capturing this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Quick ask for an invite to his BBQ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

just Hit it one more time?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Just lick its forehead
they'll never bring a baby near you again
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I fucking hate it when people bring there children in to the office.
Is it bad that when offered a child to hold I refused and said if you pas me that baby I will just let it drop on the floor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Depends.
It'll make you look bad in the eyes of the woman whose kid you've just let bounce off the horsehair and in the eyes of your colleagues. As to whether it's bad in the sense of morality, I don't know man, I'm not your ethical compass.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

so nearly at 300 posts
just one or two more whines...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

this therad is shit and too long

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I nearly had to go home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I've done stirling work making your thread the longest we've had in days.
If this doesn't get me a go on your grotbox, I don't know what will.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

a ferrari and a pearl necklace

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

PEARL NECKLACELOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

No wonder you can't keep a man.

( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)

'sterling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Stop posting your chat-up lines on here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)