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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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today on Ot has been like sex with one of this lot
and early massive spurt followed by continuing failures to get it up again.

we just need someone to cry now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
did someone spunk in your eye?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yes, me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
TANGLED GIVES SUCK JOBS TO 'RECORD COMPANY' 'MUSIC EXECUTIVES'
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS HIS MATES PAULS MATE CALLED DAN
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU RESPECTED THE SANCTITY OF THE GAZ???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I'M STILL WAITING ON THIS PAINFUL MUSIC LINK COULD SOMEONE ELSE SEND ME A LINK SO I CAN QUOTE LYRICS OR SOMESHIT LIKE THAT AT HIM FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
The lyrics are all in the public domain.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
THAT MIGHT HELP ME IF I KNEW THE NAME OF YOUR SIXTH FORM BAND JERKOFF

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I THINK WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A LOT SADDER THAN A SIXTH FORM BAND

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
FINE ILL FIND OUT SOME OTHER WAY, YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS HARDER FOR YOURSELF

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
If you had at least pretended to be interested I might have fallen for it.
But I kind of admire your honesty about only wanting to take the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
gazzed xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
JUDAS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
you want the link as well?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmm
i don't think that would be true of all of them.

just some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I've been told by plenty of women that if anything I take too long
unfortunately they're talking about the time it takes to unclasp the bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
bras? In cornwall?
I assumed your women just pulled the skin of a spring lamb over their tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Normally they do
which is why it takes me so long when a bra appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Why do bras suddenly appear...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Every time you are near.....
just like me they want to be closer to you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
They long to be closed to you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Bloody bras.
Still can't work them properly to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
You're probably buying the wrong cup size.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's those little clasp things.
Can't get 'em open without going "Hang on, it's...wait...nearly got it...ok....aaaaaaand BOOBS"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Or more often
BOOOoooooo...Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Bo Dr +p
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Must have been a Wonderbra
Take it off and you wonder where they went
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah, that's happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

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