Snooker Loopy.
Been outside today then? How was it, did you have fun.

I went shopping, and it was SUNNY. And it's still sunny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:59, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am still in the office, reviewing apparel licensing agreements.
#fuckingdull
#wantapint
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Ouch.
Still, it's a billable day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Yep. Kerrrchinggg.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Gonna be stuck in the office much longer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Probably another hour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

You'll enjoy the first pint even more then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I am. Right now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)

yeh walked to the shops got some chicken

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Chicken is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

i got some chicken
so i've made a chicken pie
chicken and mushroom
and stilton
and brocolli
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:15, Reply)

all things good with chicken
But do they all work together?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)

yeh pretty much, i had stuff needed using up anyway
but yeh totes worked really, i was happy that's the main thing
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)

it is indeed sir

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)

i think i et too much tho

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I've barely left the house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

SHUT IN!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Been out for lunch, dropped Blousie at the train station.
Now going to have a couple of beers in the garden.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)

That's some good bank holidaying right there^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Gotta make the most of it!
Although in a couple of months time every day will be a bank holiday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I assume your contract isn't going to continue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:16, Reply)

No, the original post holder is coming back 8th July.
So I'm finished on the 5th. However, I bumped into the HR person from my last job on Saturday night and she gave me an early warning of some temp agency posts coming up, so I need to get onto Reed tomorrow and check I'm still registered with them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Woo! 5th July *fives*
My contract is up on the fifth as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Oh man, we should have a party!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah. Although I might have a holiday first.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Finishing with one company here at the end of May. Might have a month of work with another in the same town. TBC.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)

It's possible I'll get another contract extension
But I'll start planning what I'm going to do in June.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:52, Reply)

I won't get an extension here, I've hired the new marketing director, who, as a local hire, costs about 20% of what I cost
However the ad agency I've appointed have asked me to work on a pitch for them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Guessing you would rather get back home in the near future anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Yeah, but I'd rather have something else lined up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Me too.
It's a bugger not knowing how the next 2 months are going to pan out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Are employment opportunities
Quite good in your part of the world at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Not a huge amount, no.
And not in my line of work, although I do have my CV submitted somewhere and am just waiting to hear, hopefully this week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah. I've built some savings, so ok cash wise until January, but I get bored not working and I'd rather keep the savings.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Yeah it's still sunny.
What a lovely concept.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I hade a fried breakfast with haggis, black pudding, lorne sausage and fruit pudding for pudding then I flew in a plane now I'm at work in a dark room with no windows
today slowly went downhill
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I'm having black pud tomorrow.
Fixing a mate's PC, he's cooking me brekkies and taking me on the piss. Stout man.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Woh' woh' woh', you're scottish? We've narrowed the field greatly today.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Hiya Sweetie.
He's gone to Poland again. Do you fancy coming round and treating me to your special spare rib in sauce?

xXx
(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)

She doesn't like Jews.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:48, Reply)

If you haven't had roundhead, you might as well be dead.

(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:00, Reply)

With my mishy-gust, i'll drive you mashoogina by putting my schmackle right up your toosh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Oy vey!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

hay-you, howyadoin'.
I'll make a move after hollyoaks, did you replace the nutella, or shall I bring a new jar?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Better bring two, just in case.
Extra nutty this time.
(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)

OK hun, xxx. c u soon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:56, Reply)

I hope you've not been naughty and watched the Hollyoaks omnibus.
I'll have to spank you if you have.
(DefinitelyNOTAmorousBadgerOhNo, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I don't have the accent gonz, you'll never catch me

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)

a non-descript accent'er in scottland.... slowly slowly catchy monkey.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

I haven't watched snooker since 'Uni' what with it being the most boring and shit 'sport' outside of fucking super frisbee or whatever that cunt Alan goes on about
It was only watchable then because it used to coincide with essays and exams and was by far the best thing to do.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Give it a 'rest'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)

He needs to recline on a cushion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)

That was right on cue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Better chalk that one up to experience.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

balls

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll have a break from this soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:47, Reply)

alright Battered, back off, you're touching brown.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Like your hamster eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Foul.
4 and a miss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)

I've been framed!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)

you're a fucking Beadle and no mistake.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Better that then a lonely clown footed deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I ent at all lonely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:29, Reply)

How could you be lonely
With your Internet friends.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:30, Reply)

precisely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:45, Reply)

How pimp is this? WANT.
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/199790/1972-cadillac-eldorado/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Oh dat's pimp all right
Good luck parking it, or getting round right corners.

Needs MOAR leopardskin in the interior.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Not going to buy it, but it would a laugh as a weekend car. Certainly a change from my diesel Volvo estate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I'll bet a honky has never owned one.
Mon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I'd have to get some natty dreads eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

It's all about being a black dude and indeed having natty dreads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:33, Reply)