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	 Snooker Loopy.
	Snooker Loopy.
 	Been outside today then? How was it, did you have fun.
I went shopping,  and it was SUNNY.  And it's still sunny.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:59,
	
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	 I am still in the office, reviewing apparel licensing agreements.
	I am still in the office, reviewing apparel licensing agreements.
 	#fuckingdull
#wantapint
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:07,
	
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	 Ouch.
	Ouch.
 	Still, it's a billable day.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:13,
	
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	 Yep. Kerrrchinggg.
	Yep. Kerrrchinggg. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:14,
	
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	 Gonna be stuck in the office much longer?
	Gonna be stuck in the office much longer? 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:17,
	
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	 Probably another hour.
	Probably another hour.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:21,
	
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	 You'll enjoy the first pint even more then.
	You'll enjoy the first pint even more then.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:24,
	
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	 I am. Right now.
	I am. Right now. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:41,
	
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	 yeh walked to the shops got some chicken
	yeh walked to the shops got some chicken
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:11,
	
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	 Chicken is good.
	Chicken is good.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:14,
	
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	 i got some chicken
	i got some chicken
 	so i've made a chicken pie
chicken and mushroom
and stilton
and brocolli
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:15,
	
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	 all things good with chicken
	all things good with chicken
 	But do they all work together?
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:44,
	
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	 yeh pretty much, i had stuff needed using up anyway
	yeh pretty much, i had stuff needed using up anyway
 	but yeh totes worked really, i was happy that's the main thing
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46,
	
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	 it is indeed sir
	it is indeed sir
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:03,
	
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	 i think i et too much tho
	i think i et too much tho
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:10,
	
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	 I've barely left the house
	I've barely left the house
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:28,
	
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	 SHUT IN!
	SHUT IN!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50,
	
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	 Been out for lunch, dropped Blousie at the train station.
	Been out for lunch, dropped Blousie at the train station.
 	Now going to have a couple of beers in the garden.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 17:45,
	
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	 That's some good bank holidaying right there^
	That's some good bank holidaying right there^
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50,
	
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	 Gotta make the most of it!
	Gotta make the most of it!
 	Although in a couple of months time every day will be a bank holiday.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 I assume your contract isn't going to continue.
	I assume your contract isn't going to continue. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:16,
	
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	 No, the original post holder is coming back 8th July.
	No, the original post holder is coming back 8th July.
 	So I'm finished on the 5th. However, I bumped into the HR person from my last job on Saturday night and she gave me an early warning of some temp agency posts coming up, so I need to get onto Reed tomorrow and check I'm still registered with them.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 18:26,
	
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	 Woo! 5th July *fives*
	Woo! 5th July *fives*
 	My contract is up on the fifth as well!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:28,
	
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	 Oh man, we should have a party!
	Oh man, we should have a party!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 18:29,
	
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	 Yeah. Although I might have a holiday first.
	Yeah. Although I might have a holiday first.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:30,
	
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	 Finishing with one company here at the end of May. Might have a month of work with another in the same town. TBC.
	Finishing with one company here at the end of May. Might have a month of work with another in the same town. TBC. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:43,
	
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	 It's possible I'll get another contract extension
	It's possible I'll get another contract extension
 	But I'll start planning what I'm going to do in June.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:52,
	
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	 I won't get an extension here, I've hired the new marketing director, who, as a local hire, costs about 20% of what I cost
	I won't get an extension here, I've hired the new marketing director, who, as a local hire, costs about 20% of what I cost
 	However the ad agency I've appointed have asked me to work on a pitch for them.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:54,
	
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	 Guessing you would rather get back home in the near future anyway.
	Guessing you would rather get back home in the near future anyway. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:57,
	
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	 Yeah, but I'd rather have something else lined up.
	Yeah, but I'd rather have something else lined up. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:59,
	
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	 Me too.
	Me too.
 	It's a bugger not knowing how the next 2 months are going to pan out.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 19:01,
	
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	 Are employment opportunities
	Are employment opportunities
 	Quite good in your part of the world at the moment?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:02,
	
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	 Not a huge amount, no.
	Not a huge amount, no.
 	And not in my line of work, although I do have my CV submitted somewhere and am just waiting to hear, hopefully this week.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 May 2013, 19:09,
	
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	 Yeah. I've built some savings, so ok cash wise until January, but I get bored not working and I'd rather keep the savings.
	Yeah. I've built some savings, so ok cash wise until January, but I get bored not working and I'd rather keep the savings. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:04,
	
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	 Yeah it's still sunny.
	Yeah it's still sunny.
 	What a lovely concept.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:50,
	
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	 I hade a fried breakfast with haggis, black pudding, lorne sausage and fruit pudding for pudding then I flew in a plane now I'm at work in a dark room with no windows
	I hade a fried breakfast with haggis, black pudding, lorne sausage and fruit pudding for pudding then I flew in a plane now I'm at work in a dark room with no windows
 	 today slowly went downhill
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 I'm having black pud tomorrow.
	I'm having black pud tomorrow.
 	Fixing a mate's PC, he's cooking me brekkies and taking me on the piss. Stout man.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 Woh' woh' woh', you're scottish? We've narrowed the field greatly today.
	Woh' woh' woh', you're scottish? We've narrowed the field greatly today.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:22,
	
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	 Hiya Sweetie.
	Hiya Sweetie.
 	He's gone to Poland again. Do you fancy coming round and treating me to your special spare rib in sauce?
xXx
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	 She doesn't like Jews.
	She doesn't like Jews. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:48,
	
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	 If you haven't had roundhead, you might as well be dead.
	If you haven't had roundhead, you might as well be dead.
 	
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	 With my mishy-gust, i'll drive you mashoogina by putting my schmackle right up your toosh.
	With my mishy-gust, i'll drive you mashoogina by putting my schmackle right up your toosh.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:16,
	
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	 Oy vey!
	Oy vey!
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:25,
	
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	 hay-you, howyadoin'.
	hay-you, howyadoin'.
 	I'll make a move after hollyoaks, did you replace the nutella, or shall I bring a new jar?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:49,
	
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	 Better bring two, just in case.
	Better bring two, just in case.
 	Extra nutty this time.
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	 OK hun, xxx. c u soon.
	OK hun, xxx. c u soon.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:56,
	
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	 I hope you've not been naughty and watched the Hollyoaks omnibus.
	I hope you've not been naughty and watched the Hollyoaks omnibus.
 	I'll have to spank you if you have.
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	 I don't have the accent gonz, you'll never catch me
	I don't have the accent gonz, you'll never catch me
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:14,
	
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	 a non-descript accent'er in scottland.... slowly slowly catchy monkey.
	a non-descript accent'er in scottland.... slowly slowly catchy monkey.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:22,
	
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	 I haven't watched snooker since 'Uni' what with it being the most boring and shit 'sport' outside of fucking super frisbee or whatever that cunt Alan goes on about
	I haven't watched snooker since 'Uni' what with it being the most boring and shit 'sport' outside of fucking super frisbee or whatever that cunt Alan goes on about
 	It was only watchable then because it used to coincide with essays and exams and was by far the best thing to do.
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:19,
	
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	 Give it a 'rest'.
	Give it a 'rest'.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:25,
	
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	 He needs to recline on a cushion.
	He needs to recline on a cushion.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:35,
	
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	 That was right on cue.
	That was right on cue.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:35,
	
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	 Better chalk that one up to experience.
	Better chalk that one up to experience. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:42,
	
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	 balls
	balls
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46,
	
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	 Don't worry, I'll have a break from this soon.
	Don't worry, I'll have a break from this soon. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:47,
	
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	 alright Battered, back off, you're touching brown.
	alright Battered, back off, you're touching brown.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:46,
	
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	 Like your hamster eh?
	Like your hamster eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:51,
	
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	 Foul.
	Foul.
 	4 and a miss.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:53,
	
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	 I've been framed!
	I've been framed!
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:55,
	
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	 you're a fucking Beadle and no mistake.
	you're a fucking Beadle and no mistake.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:07,
	
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	 Better that then a lonely clown footed deacon.
	Better that then a lonely clown footed deacon. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:17,
	
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	 I ent at all lonely
	I ent at all lonely
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:29,
	
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	 How could you be lonely
	How could you be lonely
 	With your Internet friends.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:30,
	
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	 precisely
	precisely
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:45,
	
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	 Oh dat's pimp all right
	Oh dat's pimp all right
 	Good luck parking it, or getting round right corners.
Needs MOAR leopardskin in the interior.
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	 Not going to buy it, but it would a laugh as a weekend car. Certainly a change from my diesel Volvo estate.
	Not going to buy it, but it would a laugh as a weekend car. Certainly a change from my diesel Volvo estate. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:30,
	
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	 I'll bet a honky has never owned one.
	I'll bet a honky has never owned one.
 	Mon.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:25,
	
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	 I'd have to get some natty dreads eh?
	I'd have to get some natty dreads eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:31,
	
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	 It's all about being a black dude and indeed having natty dreads.
	It's all about being a black dude and indeed having natty dreads. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:33,
	
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