so you take a shitdull thread, the likes of which have killed this place almost to death
and then reiterate it?

i see what you did there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I need a haircut, what style shall i go for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Also this ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Monk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Monk Al
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Strummin'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Female skinhead, you know, with tufty bits

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I imagine you to have a floppy side parting.
If you don't, you should get one of those.
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

kinky afro

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

80's German porn star Mullet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Very clever isn't it.....ohhh wait no the other one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Anything had to be better than Boyce's fruit thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Well almost anything

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

you are aware that it was a reference to a previous HH 'classic', right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Yes, but you still started a fruit thread you festering bell end.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Its very shitness was entirely the point.
Jesus Christ is it National Thick Day or something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955405
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

IT@S MY BIRFFDAY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Are you going to party?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

So was the shitness of this one. I was attempting to start one even more shit you dense pillock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It's like he just don't get it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

no
this is not true. whisky chat, gaming chat, car chat, ex chat, homebrew chat. these things are all shit and dull.

i shall start a thread comparing the various merits of mascaras at some point. then you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

+ CHOCHO START A THEAD 3 MINS LATER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

On Sunday I saw a Lamborghini Aventador, Lamborghini Countach, Ferrari 458 spider, 2 new shape Rolls Royce Phantoms,
a Bently Mulsanne and a Mclaren Mp4-12C.

It was like fucking concourse on the M4
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Nice selection.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I've not see a Countach or an Aventador before so that was pretty cool
There is Miura in the showroom by the Chiswick roundabout
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

i was at the dorchester the other night
and there was a bugatti on the forecourt which i was reliably informed cost £1.2M.

and yet it was painted in zebra stripes. who the blue fuck does that? it's a criminal offence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Veyron. Very nice.
It's arabs ruining cars like that. Kids in the early 20's with much more family money than sense.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

i'm not a fan of the Veyron, I mean it's impressive, but it leaves me cold

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

i love my merc
but i'd swap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

your merc is a toy in comparison
which variant do you have anyway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

She's got an SLK. I assume 200.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

hahah, car bitchyness
yeah i know it's an SLK but lets be honest 55AMG or GTFO
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

it's fucking nippy and it makes a nice roar when i put my foot down
i like these features. in all seriousness, the speed has saved me a couple of times on the motorways from dumbass left-hand foreign trucks that simply haven't seen me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Not bitchiness at all
I assumed no-one actually bothered buying the bigger engined ones, I can't really see the point.

But fair dos. It's marginally less hairdressery than I thought.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

because when i put my foot down it goes vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

unless you fancy an 8 ltr Viper
with about 11bhp, well done america, very clever
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

i has the slk 300
in shiny black. with black leather seats. like the batmobile.

haha, there is a shit car on my street, some tiny square boxy little thing, with the bat symbol on the bonnet. why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

You can get chrome-plated ones
would you like that?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

YES
except that i read somewhere that a dude bought his wife a chrome plated mini, only to find the cunt was totally uninsurable (the car, not the wife)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

It leaves fucking anything cold.
it's the 1000 hp that does it.

/I do know what you mean. Even VW admitted it was purely an exercise in engineering possibility when they built it. It's got no soul
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

You'd never get the ribs to mine in a Veyron
Firstly, you'd never find anywhere to park it, it's the size of a roundabout. Also, glazed ribs on new Bugatti leather? A likely story.
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

As an engineering exercise it is very impressive.
I'd rather own an F40 though. Always coveted one of those.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

My godmother's boyfriend has a beautiful Daytona
amongst a collection of 1020/20s bentleys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Actually, the only car that I've ever really particularly desperately wanted to own
is the 2000 vintage TVR Tuscan.

Which is convenient as that's actually affordable. It's just a shame I can't put a child seat in it.

I'm not that arsed by supercars; I mean I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't go out of my way to own one unless I was seriously loaded.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I had a Chimera - the high compression version. Brilliant car & never had a problem with it, despite their reputation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I had one of those, too
on Gran Turismo 2
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

they are a bit silly and yet...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

i want a proper 1960's or 1970's ragtop beetle
a silver one. or maybe a pink one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

CHRIST ON A BIKE WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

no bike chat...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

\o/
Boyce internet rage should always be celebrated as a victory.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)