Usually, yeah.
We're angels.
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you people are responisible for some the worst designed, poorly thought through, fragile and generally fucking annoying pieces of software ever thought up
nothing makes me less productive (B3ta excluded) than stupid IT and stupid broken IT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Development make the IT stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

same thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

OK barrow boy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)

*buys thirty metre ethernet cable to connect sky box to router*
*fails*
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

fark off you kant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

That's Gonz's fault, not mine.

( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)

What are you going to do about my fucking printer though?
The cunt won't print anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

And yes I have tried switching it off and back on again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

they design them to break and be shit
that way autists like Kronely can get a job, otherwise all these IT folk would be at home with just an internet connection, mangy parott and box of kleenex for company.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Surely no one could live like that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

it appears not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Select the right paper size*



*most common reason by some margin at my place of work**

**because users are fuckwits
( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

It's not that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

why can't it select it's own paper size? stoopid printer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

No that would be incompetent project managers
who despite knowing fuck all about IT, promise impossible savings whilst changing their requirements every 5 minutes and caring more about the shiny web2.0rrhea than the actual workings of anything.

If these people built your house you'd ask for a mansion and get a yurt with a posh door.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That sounds alright.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

quelle surprise

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

*high-fives*
*deletes internet cache*
*erases proxy logs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

*doesn't understand a word you say*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

he saysing that he's been watching goat porn all morning adn needs to hide the evidence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

He was only Kidding

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Now hey
I dont nonce goats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Don't be all gruff about it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

STOP BILLYING ME!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Is that a goatee around your mouth?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Not since I finished her off, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Should have used NetNanny

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I hear that they are so expensive they have your Pantysgawn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)