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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why don't you build me up buttercup?
alt:I have to go to Liverpool, what should I look out for/avoid/burn to the ground?

altalt: badger has a baby congratulate him here in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:38, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I bet you when TMB climaxed to make his kid, a lightening bolt hit a tree somewhere in the serrengetti.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)
show your working

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I reckon a black horse bolted from its stable, as her hips buckled under the pressure.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
It's not even in my top ten pastas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Bebbeh
Alt:
Look out for Liverpool - then burn it to the ground

AltAlt:
Say bye to sex and sleep
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
alt scousers/liverpool/liverpool

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
avoid scousers.
All shell suits and perms, how frightful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)
wear a copy of the sun newspaper as a hat

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Don't call them Geordies.
Apparently that's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
but they all sound the same : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
CALM DOWN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
A!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Go and have a bloody mary in the philharmonic dining rooms.
Or a nice pint of Mild.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
mild what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
stroke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
O_<

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Just Mild.
It's sort of a cross between stout and bitter. With a mild taste, so to speak.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Crap beverage. Too bland.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Usually, yes
Although Moorhouse Black Cat and Chester's aren't bad, most of it is for pensioners to hold a half of to justify spending all day in Wetherspoons.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
It's a good session beer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
+ for lightweights

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Too right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
So?
Jimmy Savile had hundreds of kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I'd only do that in order to let you down.
Alt: Roota, late of this parish, recommended a good organic veggie place to me when I went there.
Probe Records is worth a visit and, if you don't mind things a bit basic, The Baltic Fleet has got a brewery in its basement and makes some pretty drinkable beer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
these are three of the worst recommendations ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
i disagree,
as long as you take the recommendation to a organic veggie place as a reccomendation to burn it to he ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
this is the kind of out of the box thiniking this country needs, your hired Mr pig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
you're
Mr.
thinking
.
This
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
They do vegan food as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
well that's a whole different story then,
we have to spend years following all of its customers back to their respective homes and families, and burn it out from the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
could we not adda little ricin to each and every order?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
that wouldn't kill the family though would it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Surely with vegan food, there's rice in every order already?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)
LTI

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I read this in the style of Ken Hom and his fucking rice wine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Maritime museum is interesting if you like that sort of thing.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
you can spend the day with tangles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
It's a complete fucking scumhole of crime, unemployment, grief junkies, ghastly accents and shit 1970's nonce TV comedians.
AVOID.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)
work doe innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
hence the need of a new job that keeps me safe and warm in the South

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
That's Blackpool

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
i ent going there, i muight bump into Al's dying step mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
I was talking to someone yesterday about not having seen many buttercups in oxford this year.
That was a very boring start to my days posting here wasn't it. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
how are you today young Kronely?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
This is by no means the most boring thing posted on here so far today.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
well, that's a given, as long as Nakers is here, we're all safe from being the most boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
the inclement weather innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
i really really really don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
eh? You brought it up though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
there is a man that walks laps around the block that my pub is on,
yesterday i noticed that as he passes one house, he moves stones to count his laps.
I'm definitely going to mess with that tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
OCD-lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
also, he has walking poles, and special boots and wears bike lights and is definitely a new breed of fucking nuts.
and fat. really quite fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
hahaha, we need a picture
I fucking hate ramblers, but "urban" ramblers...jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
i'll see if i can get a photo tonight for you, you strange little pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
when are we coming to for your closing down party?
Can I stay in your house please?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)
i don't know,
and sure, but you will have to share the couch with the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
i like dogs, that's ok

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
+ and I cannot lie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Charles Darwin used to do that in his garden
I suspect your chum here is copying him - and is therefore a complete penis x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
darwin used to walk laps around his garden?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
No, round your pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
yup and counted them with stones

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Transvision Vamp less successfulzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Also: Kenneth Bigley deserved to be beheaded. The fucking cunt.
And 96 dead at Hillsborough was a good start, but should have been followed up on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
/darth
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
there ain't no pleasin' you

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
A queer asked a Scouser if he wanted a blowjob so the Scouser beat the shit out of him
The police asked what he said to make him beat him up. He replied "dunno, something about a job" /oldjoke
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Fuck off you bent spastic.
Alt: loudly remark that they have no sense of humour, their city was built on the trafficking of African slaves, the Beatles are bent and that Hillsborough was 'well LOL'. And that they all sell counterfeit trackwear in pubs. Tell them Carla Lane is a fucking cunt and Gerry Marsden is a nonce.

Altalt: no, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
i dunno who those last people are soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Lucky you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
+ If it's really true, oh

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Click

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
the main problem with Manchester is it's location,
and all the people that live there, and all the shitty buildings, and the horrible sewage river that runs through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
hahahaha, i likethis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
these are facts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
A short extract from the scouse cunts hall of cunishness
Derek Acorah
Rick Astley
Stan Boardman
Cilla Black
Pete Burns
John Bishop
Neil Buchanon
Craig Charles
Keith Chegwin
Ken Dodd,
Carol Decker,
Les Dennis
Lynda La Plante
Janice Long
Paul O’Grady

CUNTS. The lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Jesus Christ what a litany of misery

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Here's the full list if you can bear reading it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Merseyside
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR MCCARTNEY
AND KEN BIGLEY
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Bigley was a head of the game in Liverpool

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955799
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
You cheeky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Captain Needar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
and these are supposedly the best ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Did anyone see on The Apprentice when a guy went to high-five someone else, and the reply was "really?".
That made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
a real life LOL?
those are rare in this day and age, i just say LOL instead of laughing to save time.
See also: Totes and Redonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Redonk?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
ridiculous has a lot of syllables,
so we say redonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
put a donk on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
+ if you like it then you shoulda

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
+ey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Please don't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
it's ok sporto,
if i ever really were to use either the word totes, or the word redonk, i'd pull my own throat out with a fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Thank you for these kind words at this time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
+ go. Don't goooooawohawoh

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
More of an audiable smile really, like a smirk.
I think it could be classed as a laugh out loud.

I say "lol" to mean "having a good time".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
The Apprentice makes me want to bring out my killing hammer again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I never get angry at things on the telly, by simply never switching the pointless thing on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Pointless is OK
My mate is on there in a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
please don't make me like something from the Apprentice, kthx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I can't watch it.
The stench of desperation hurts my nosey pose.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
did that stupid bint that tried to sue Alan ever get any cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Not a penny. LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
excellent,
women shouldn't be allowed in that sort of boardroom environment anyway, gets in th way of all the tea making and sandwich making and shirt ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
i heard that their periods attract bears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
And that Chink ones are horizontal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Nah, she was laughed out of court.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
THe judge had a massive go at the lawyers who advised her she had a case.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I think the partner that advised her to bring the case
was on some big well paid case in Hong Kong when it came to court.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Me neither. I get too angry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
that's coke burn sweet heart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I know the difference, it's desperation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I'm reading this is in a Cliff RIchard voice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I'm doing a line of coke off your wife's tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'm David Cameron now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
YM is licking my ringpiece as I type this.
She flew out to Poland especially.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
It Riminds you of home?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
\o/
Twice in one thread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Well if that doesn't tell you then I don't know what will

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I choose to read this as "WINNING THE INTERNET"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)
You hum it, son. I'll play it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
'know it? I fucking wrote it you cunt'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is what I said about it on facebook last night.
Yay, The Apprentice is on tonight. What "Fat Fighters" is to "Gladiators" is what "The Apprentice" is to Business... but one of Britain's greatest past-times is laughing at people failing at what they think they're good at. That's why everyone loves You've Been Framed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I fucking hate YBF.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I hate ITV full stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
there is nothing i watch on that channel
it's like someone scooped out the brain on some council estate oik and plastered it all over the television
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
It is a bit "butlins".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Theres something wrong with you, and it's not a good thing.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
If they showed stupid being seriously injured, maimed or killed
I'd watch it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
You've Been PWNED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VY5shyKYlc
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
That's the ticket

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That clip never gets tired
Especially with sound
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
It's utter shite
and full of the complete tossers that end up being middle managers in this country, no wonder the place is fucked.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Agreed.
Complete wastes of blood and organs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
We should hand over the reins to the IT monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
It'll be a cold day in fucking hell.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Planet of the autisms.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
No thanks
I have to clean up too many messes made by idiotic fuckwit salespeople as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
IT are of course always whiter than white

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Usually, yeah.
We're angels.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
you people are responisible for some the worst designed, poorly thought through, fragile and generally fucking annoying pieces of software ever thought up
nothing makes me less productive (B3ta excluded) than stupid IT and stupid broken IT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Development make the IT stuff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
same thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
OK barrow boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
*buys thirty metre ethernet cable to connect sky box to router*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
fark off you kant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That's Gonz's fault, not mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
What are you going to do about my fucking printer though?
The cunt won't print anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
And yes I have tried switching it off and back on again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
they design them to break and be shit
that way autists like Kronely can get a job, otherwise all these IT folk would be at home with just an internet connection, mangy parott and box of kleenex for company.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Surely no one could live like that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
it appears not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Select the right paper size*



*most common reason by some margin at my place of work**

**because users are fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
It's not that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
why can't it select it's own paper size? stoopid printer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
No that would be incompetent project managers
who despite knowing fuck all about IT, promise impossible savings whilst changing their requirements every 5 minutes and caring more about the shiny web2.0rrhea than the actual workings of anything.

If these people built your house you'd ask for a mansion and get a yurt with a posh door.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
That sounds alright.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
quelle surprise

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
*high-fives*
*deletes internet cache*
*erases proxy logs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
*doesn't understand a word you say*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
he saysing that he's been watching goat porn all morning adn needs to hide the evidence

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
He was only Kidding

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Now hey
I dont nonce goats
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Don't be all gruff about it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
STOP BILLYING ME!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Is that a goatee around your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Not since I finished her off, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Should have used NetNanny

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I hear that they are so expensive they have your Pantysgawn

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
and he couldn't even be bothered telling up in person,
how inconsiderate
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
This is well shit.
I've had to move onto a different computer in a different office all because Kroney can't make my printer work.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Start a new thread
That will show him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I was going to start a new thread but I can't think of anything to say.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
That makes a pleasant change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Some of us have internal quality controls.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Paid for out of my National Insurance contributions no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
It's quite hard to take your high and mighty attitude seriously you know battered.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Who said I was asking you to take me seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
internetz are srs business

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
SP

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I think that my height joke went over your head.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
You say it best, when you say nothing at all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
i did one
i am a superhero
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Fanks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I've got a 5 finger kit kat..but it was the same price as 4 finger kit kat!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
gertcha

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
cahsun

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

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