Too fucking right
MAYO? *shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm fine with the mayo. Slices of tomato? GTF.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Mayo is shite on a burger
The flavour just gets lost
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

And not much better on the radio, either

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Quite. I've got a 'confession' for that cunt all right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Commode is better and more appropriate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Raw onion too?
Horrible
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

tomato and onion are essential

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

More important than the burger, if you ask me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Nobody did ask you.
Shut up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

For Greek salads, perhaps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Correct.
Pricks. "Tomato is watery blah, blah". If you ate the fucking burger rather than play with your little bitch pussy it wouldn't be all soggy like your minge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Fuck you, salady burger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Clip on bow ties, salad in his burger, lemonade in his lager.
Says it all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Fucking pussy
Why waste valuable burger space with fruit when you can add bacon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah, well you are like a man only smaller.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

The banjolele of the b3ta world

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Look
You can't even live in a civilsed part of the country. Don't be tellin' me how to make burgers, man!

Something about your mangina.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

i'm with you all the way burger buddy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

*burger fives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Your badly packed kebab would probably have a fucking apple in, you southern twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

At least I am on the badly packed kebab
you cock sucking Northern Monkey.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

You said you liked it!
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

tomatoes ruin everything
with their slippery slimey seedy badness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

See also:
Greggs Hat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

hahaha
damn you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)