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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm setting up a LinkedIn account at work.
Inappropriate? Desperate spastic?

Had it for ages and couldn't be fucked with it, then thought meeeeeeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Make sure you add Battered, Dozer and Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
+ AA & Sporters.
Oh, and DG too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Christ, have you considered setting up a new account?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
isn't LiC on there as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
AA?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I got approaches for some consultancy jobs from LinkedIn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
As long as they aren't looking for male grooming advice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
My forehead is as smooth as a babies bottom, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
head nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Contact Kroney for:
- Cardigans
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
No fucking way I'm endorsing that bogey green piece of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
what does LinkedIn offer that I can't?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
a picture of battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
yu have one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
have one what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Possible employment opportunities.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Only if you're the sort of cunt who uses LinkedIn

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
what's wrong with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
It's just a bit pointless
and it leads to you getting pestered by recruitment consultants all the time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
not really...
I know several people who have got good jobs through it, easy enough to ignore recruiters
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Well I don't know anyone who has got a good job out of it.
So you're wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
internet arguing 101 here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I've never heard of that
So you're wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Yeah, I mean, a company with a market valuation of $18 billion, clearly offers no benefits to its users.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
yeh but b3ta is worth $87 BILLION and look how shit it is

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
If you put 'dogging' down as a skill you can get laid off it four times a day
CAN YOU DO THAT?
No you cannot
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I can.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Walking round Oxford carrying a banner stating you 'Fuck like a Sex Weasel' isn't the same Piggo
Now I know your Oxfordites go for that, and fair play to them, but Kroney wants some quality dogging here, and you can't provide that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
well, I just want him to know that if his LinkedIn dogging plan fails, I'm here for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
You're all heart and no mistake
Well mostly heart, some bumhole too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

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