Richard Branson lost a bet and dressed up as a Air hostess or something.
He has a right laugh doesn't he?

Have you ever won/lost a bet?

Alt: Tell me your drag tales!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:13, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've always liked Branson he seems a genuine type
I have lost and won my fair share of bets

Alt: I dragged my arse out of bed this morning didn't I?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I bet someone I wouldn't pass my exam
and I passed.

I'M NOT REALLY KILLING MYSELF! I need to live long enough to become a burden on my kids!
( Peej, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Hasn't he done that before?
I'm sure I've seen him dressed up as a hostess.

Alt: I have worn women's clothes before. When clubbing mainly. Hope this helps.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

It helps A LOT.
If only other posters were so thoughtful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

It's all for you babe x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Fucking hell Chompy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Innit bruv

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

BEST THREAD EVER!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I have only ever placed one bet in my life, on the Grand National in about 1995, it lost, the end.
Alt: Apart from occasionally wearing a girlfriend's blouse in place of a shirt as a younger, skinnier man, I don't think I have ever cross-dressed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

That's a smashing blouse you're wearing, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'm sure I looked fabulous in a skintight, nylon, patterned blouse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Last bet I lost was last year's Premier League winners.
It wasn't very interesting.

Alt: in my late teens/early 20s I had long blond hair and I was very thin. Who needs drag? I looked like a woman from the back anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I'd have had a go.
Mind you, I too was skinny with long blonde hair, so we would've looked like lesbians or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I used to get quite regularly wolf-whistled from behind by gentlemen in white vans.
It could, of course, have been pisstaking mind you.

*lezzes it right up*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

i bet all this lezzing has got tangles harder than load bearing yurt pole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I'm chucking yoghurt all over the place.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

That was my excuse anyway

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

biggest ever win was £120 on the National
alt: Kings Cross* Sydney, 2am, dressed as school girl. Terrifying.

*red light district
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

As opposed to Kings Cross in London, of course, which is a paragon of sexual virtue.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

well quite, but most of these people have never left their bedrooms, let alone their ghastly satellite towns or heaven forbid the country

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

The famous picture of me stems from losing a bet.
I've had plenty of luck with bets, I'm still a very long way in the black, although I haven't won a bet in fucking months.

Alt: See above.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I'm hungover, short staffed and skint.
This all sounds very familiar.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Hungover fives

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

olololol
staffed

ololol
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Nobody wants to hear about your penis size

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

You're lucky you got the option

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I'm miserable, my kidneys/back hurts, i can't be arsed with work and there is so much of it I don't know where to start

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I don't want to be dramatic, but I might be dying.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

from what? a hangover?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

We'll all miss you :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Textbook AIDS symptoms

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

i have chapped lips as well :s
and a Philadelphia sandwich for lunch...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Philadelphia is fucking rank.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far, it tastes of fuck all.
It is the 'Dire Straits' of cheeses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I like Dire Straits

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'm starting to really wish I'd kept my receipt for this surprise-ometer you know

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Yes he sure does, haha, yeah
I never gamble with anything other than my health. Not a risk-taking bone in my body.

Alt: SOMETHING ABOUT SMOKING JOINTS AND TAKING A DRAG!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Not even a cheeky line on the euromillions?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Nope, not even a 10p bet on a game of cards
Never bought a lottery ticket, scratchcard, been on a fruit machine or walked into a bookies in my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

yeah well you wouldn't want to bet your life savings on one game of cards I guess
apparently Rick Rubin is worth $400m, for someone who look like a tramp, that's quite a lot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

For anyone that's a lot of money.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

did you see michael carroll is back to being a bin man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I had not, I feel he got a bit of a hard time.
He was just a bit thick and wasted his money.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I quite like the way he enjoyed it all, but he does seem to be a bit of a bad egg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Sounds like you might be suffering from the Gay

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

probably caught it off his mums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

What about a "Chase the Dragon" scratch card?
What about a "IV Canulated Blah blah" go on the McDonalds Manolopy?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Fuck this shit. I'm going back to bed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)

no point leaving her sleeping while you're still paying I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Richard Branson is just a beardy mouth
Won a bit on Grand Nationals and made over £1000 profit on my first time in a casino on holiday in Madeira

Alt:
No drag tales
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Typical paki cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I was somewhat astounded
Won £350 on my first visit on the roulette tables then devised a "cunning" plan as to how to bet the next night and won anothjer £800 or so. They then ply you with champagne and cigars so all was good. Free holiday!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Nothing wrong with beardy mouths, you shit flinging Northern chimp

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I mean thats all he is
*flings poo*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

i have a word for people without beards



women
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

some+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

look, I know it's cold "oop north" but i didn't realise it had forced your woman folk to evolve by growing facial hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

this is so shit Imma do some work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

well remeber the old rhyme:
volume and price you never should mix,
or a you'll find yourself in a right old fix!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I'm trying to help man!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

ONE MISTAKE, Nakers - ONE SINGLE MISTAKE...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

...and 9 months later Nakers was born

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I once won £150 on Roulette on Christmas eve.
I had to be told that I won because I got the most drunk i've ever been in my life on jagabombs, threw up in a cab, I honestly don't know how I got home. One second I was in the pub, the next second I'm in bed naked at 8:30pm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

NEW SHITE THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)