A high powered yet emotionally retarded lawyer moves in with a lackadaisical French geek with HILARIOUS consequences

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds like a sitcom.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

your "thing" is that you shrug your shoulders to everything and sit around in your pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

That is indeed my thing.
Probably ought to change it for the sitcom so I don't get recognised in the street and mobbed by lusty women.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

The lawyers thing is that she is really good at her work, fierce, yet respected
but a tough northern Methodist up bringing and numerous failed relationships have left her on the brink of a crushing emotional breakdown, with HILARIOUS consequences
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i'm catholic
and arguably the most spoiled person on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

and yet you have no children...how does that work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Up the bum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Ixnae with the harmnae

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

responsible, careful sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Sounds boring

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

FIENDS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

hang on
why am i emotionally retarded??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

BEBBEH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

my emotions were just fine
it was his that were the problem. fucking men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Bebbeh

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

*hat fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

hebbeB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah, 'cos you didn't go sniffing round his ass loads of times AT ALL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i don't do ass play

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Shame he can't say the same, really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

*assfives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

how about arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

That's why he dumped you.
All you had to do was peg him a little bit, but noooo
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

A quick spocking and he would have been over the moon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Two pink
Two stink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

woah woah these last two posts have confused me
where do the other fingers go in guys?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

wee wee wee, all the way back to Norfolk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)