I'll bung an evening thread in then, eh?
This is out of being bored with working, rather than any altruistic opening to let the less engaged have an opportunity to present theirselves to a distinctively limited audience.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:25, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I trying to learn how to start a small company

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

the mrs is becoming a freelance consultant
so trying to work out the best way to be, sole trader or ltd.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Sole trader
Don't complicate things to start with.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

yeah I begging to think that, earnings will eb low anyway as only working 2 days a week anyway
what's your business?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Property Inventories
I have a few rental properties and I've done a few renovations.

Another lesson - I love what I do - don't get into it if your heart isn't in it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

tbh, this lady (friend of the family) needs a web designer/marketeer
mrs is perfectly positioned to help, but to do it properly needs to register...i'd get cash in hand if I could
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Something I'd recommend wholeheartedly is HMRC learning courses
Really good - they'll tell you what you can and can't claim, what your status is and how to do it properly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

cheers mate
tell me about your rentals, students/professionals, Bristol/Leeds/London, agency/self managed?

unless you don't want to, just interested is all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

The opening line to The Orb's less successful follow up single, etc, zzzzzz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

DG!!!
always a pleasure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going for a smoke now.
Possibly an early night, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

West Yorks and one nightmare North Yorks, mix of student and professional
Run 'em myself now - you don't have a dog and bark yourself...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I'd always thought I'd rather have higher end properties, less likely to get trashed
but, potentially more demanding tenents
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Topcliffe - North Yorks
Looses me money consistently. It's the nicest gaff I've got by a long way - Edwardian 4 bed mid terrace - but it's always Army officers who fuck it over.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)

We are renting out our flat, I'd love to keep it and build a "portfolio"..I just have so much maths to do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I do have small company
It fucking hard to start with, but am very rewarding if stick along him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

just the mrs for now and probably won't really grow as I'll knock her up agina at some point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Let it work at your own speed then
I set up two years ago and expected too much - I was on the bones of my arse for a year but it's going now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)

i'm impressed, with a mortgage, child etc I don't kn ow how I'd leave the warm blanket of PAYE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I don't have those encumbrances
And - without sounding pretentious - I had the security of my investments to fall back on.

Seriously, you will - or your Missus will - learn a lot of things about herself that she may not have known. This may be for the good or the bad, but it's a very life-affirming experience if nothing else.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

i think that might be key...big risk for a family man like myself



god I sound old : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

It's what you're putting into it
Consultancy? The plan?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

i'm just helping with research at the mo, and I suspect i'll end up helping with the books etc
company will be all mrs Paxton
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Consulting into what though?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

marketing innit
she already has a job lined up and pay sorted etc, now need to sort the official details
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Can't help there but books will be easy
If you don't buy and sell it's pretty easy to keep your own books.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I found a beer I really like, that el despardo stuff with a couple of limes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Have it with an extra shot of tequila.
It's like ordering a coffee with an extra shot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

That sounds like a good idea to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:42, Reply)

gonna drink a load of beer shortly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

i'm on the gin, cos I wasn't miserable enough today already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I'm listening to students to singing along to Iron Maiden,
apparently without no sense of irony. Funny old life.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

2 minutes to MIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Evening

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

YES, YES IT IS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Let me know when it's morning, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

that stoned already eh?
you won't be able to hide it from Mrs.yurt for much longer you know...the needle holes will be a dead giveawy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Ner she's too thick to spot them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Less engaged altruistic openings sounds good.

Any women in your portfolio?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)

alright
Alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

look who it is 2 mins behind phudbree...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

amazing innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

it's almost like you're the same person

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Nah, phudders is alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

For a creepy weirdo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Woooo!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

alright phudso

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Indeed I am.

Yourself?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Yer not bad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

You said that up there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Alright Dozer.
fancy some Iron Maiden?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Women in uniform?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Yes, Sir!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Iron Maiden reference Dozer.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I don't like Iron Maiden, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:21, Reply)

They are pretty bad.
As in totallt wankshit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:23, Reply)

yer I know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Shangalang rules ya bass.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Iron Maiden are baws ya bam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Baws o' shite, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I have a confession to make
I am Phudbree's sockpuppet and always have been.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:42, Reply)

So there, suckers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Soz Phudbo, I just wanted to clear the air

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Well, it needed sorting, Dozer ol' boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)

this is aye confusin eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I contemplated confessing the same thing earlier, acsherrlly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:48, Reply)

What, that I'm just an ongoing prank that you're playing on the rest of the board?
Awa' wi ye!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I ken it's havers like but a bit o' a wheeze for a quiet night. Like cutting yer toenails fan they dinna need it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:54, Reply)

ken fit?
Nihin!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Me an' a'.

Awa ti ma bed soon.

Efter ma piri piri neeps an' oatcakes, like.

Broth 'e morn.

Fine.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)

arite loon!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Awa' an' shite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Awa' in bile yer heid ya bas.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)

It's such a beautiful dialect

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:07, Reply)

It's the syllabic poetry of the north-east.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)