I think there should be a coffee / tea hybrid
that can't be made in any way but standard. (no sugar / milk variations)

So that my colleagues cant vary their beverage preferences every 5 minutes
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

1 Part Instant Tea/1 Part instant Coffee/1 Part Creamer
Typing that made me feel more ill than it should of done.
(socynicalsohip, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Its not pleasant sounding
but the time saved in fucking about with peoples stupid requirements would be lovely
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

More chance of solving the Middle East problems tbh

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Stay out of it and let my colleagues kill each other?
might work
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Have you seen those sachets now with milk, sugar and coffee?
For busy people!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Sounds like
the wine thing where its already in a glass and you just peel the lid
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Maybe keep your head down, work hard and get promoted to a point where someone else makes the drinks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)