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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm gonna go and get a cup of tea and maybe a time out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:35, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm going for a fag.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
considering how poor you are you should think about quitting to save money

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Not according to a former Health Secretary
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/jun/09/smoking.politics
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ex health secretary.... 2004

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yes...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I'm watching telly and eating a sandwich
What a day
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
daytime telly is truely dire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Watching last night's Castle
It's pretty dire anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Oh no they've found a guy who's been hanged
I dunno who he is though, not been paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
typical lazy paddy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
typical condescending frog

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
This poll on attitudes in europe came out today.
The french, as is their want voted themselves both Most arrogant, and least arrogant.
i.guim.co.uk/n/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/5/14/1368518818111/f67c87af-af9f-4fc1-b89f-da9474eb5e72-460x207.png
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
iQuim?
Apple really aren't trying these days
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
it's actually guim
which I think means gu(ardian)im(age)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Trust them to try to trademark a cunt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I'd fuck an ipod

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Nano

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
with room to spare

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
YOUR HOLDING IT WRONG

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I like the way the Greeks voted themselves into all the positive traits and Germany into the negative.
YEAH BUT WHO'S MOST FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE, GREECE, HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Maybe it's the cost of all the plates?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I quite like Castle.
I don't think I would if I didn't like firefly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Yeah I only started watching it cos of Firefly
I like it when it's light and frothy, but this ep is trying to be serious and they just can't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I think the lady in it is pretty,
but annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Now she's angry about something

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Probably because she wants some cock

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I think there should be a coffee / tea hybrid
that can't be made in any way but standard. (no sugar / milk variations)

So that my colleagues cant vary their beverage preferences every 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
1 Part Instant Tea/1 Part instant Coffee/1 Part Creamer
Typing that made me feel more ill than it should of done.
(socynicalsohip, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Its not pleasant sounding
but the time saved in fucking about with peoples stupid requirements would be lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
More chance of solving the Middle East problems tbh

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Stay out of it and let my colleagues kill each other?
might work
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Have you seen those sachets now with milk, sugar and coffee?
For busy people!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Sounds like
the wine thing where its already in a glass and you just peel the lid
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Maybe keep your head down, work hard and get promoted to a point where someone else makes the drinks?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Grammar quiz!
Sorry Chompy

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512744
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I got 8/10

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
10/10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I should hope so, your education cost more than mine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Nah, 6/10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Just saw your post about coming up to the City.
Do I get to suit up?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

suit lube
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Deffo.
We can go up to the Heron Tower or Tower 42 or Doubletree Terrace. Let's do the Doubletree it's near my office and my local when you get sick of paying £8 for a bottle of beer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I'll wear my best wannabe city-cunt tie.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
BLEH

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Bleh?
£8 a bottle?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Yeah, an £8 bottle of beer would taste like ashes in my mouth.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
glass of wine is £10

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Depending on the wine I'd be more willing for you to buy me a glass, than a bottle of beer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i'm so over the heron tower and tower 42
what's this doubleteam terrace? is that you and monty holding hands?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Jealous bitch.
Doubletree Hilton at Tower Bridge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I've scored full marks in the game of life by not wasting my time doing a tedious grammar quiz
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Your job may be more interesting than mine.
I'm also listening to a mix that dozer linked me to.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
that alfos one?
It's alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
The psychonauts one.
It's alright, but as you say, very 90s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
are you enjoying it though?
Some of the beat juggles are tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I fucking love beat jugglers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Makes those pricks juggling knives or fire look a bit silly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Sounds ok
Work isn't really the place for an in-depth analysis, mind.
I like the Hips for Scotland tune you linked at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
there's a particularly poor Oasis track toward the end of the mix.
Cut them some slack, it was 1996 after all. Oasis were past their brief best at that point.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Thanks for the warning.
You don't need the 'particularly poor' bit and there never was a 'best', brief or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I suspect Noel Gallagher will compare favourably to you on the record sale front.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
No doubt about that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Mr Blobby will and all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
according to Chompy
Sales are the best guide to quality.

Or sutin, it was a very silly line of reasoning in the first place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
oh come now TUIB
If you were 14/15 when Definitely Maybe came out, it was a half decent album. They'd gone shit by the time the coke took hold and they did What's the Story Morning Glory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I was about 17 when it came out and I thought it was dreadful at the time.
History has proven me right.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
yer but cute indie girls loved it
Ever faked an interest in something in order to get off with girls/ women?

One of my exes fucking loved Blur. That was too much though, no way could I convincingly pretend to like that band.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Do oasis have any female fans?
Back then all the cute indie girls were into Marion and Menswear and bollocks like that.
I could never feign interest in a band like that - my face always betrays the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
round my way they did
THAT'S AN OASIS JOKE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
i got a twix in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Are you looking for a new job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
twiiiiiiiiixxxx in the end!
you got a twixintheeend!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i like twix
i had one the other week with peanut butter instead of caramel, that was kind of nom
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
So there's a video of some syrian rebel cutting out and eating the heart of a dead pro-government fighter
How do people get so fucked up?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Dunno
but if I was a dead pro-government fighter I don't think I'd give a flying fuck what someone did with my corpse. I think the fact he is dead is far more shocking than someone taking a bite out of his heart. I doubt he finished it either, no pudding for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
High end gaming
It anesthetises them to the reality of pain and suffering
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Those poor mushrooms
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE FUNGI!!!??!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Post it on /links
They love that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I would have to find it and i don't want even the possibility of seeing it to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Someone sent a link to a beheading on my wifes facebook
that was fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
It was just a clip from Game of Thrones
don't worry Sean Bean isn't really dead
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I wish it was just a clip, I said to the wife something along these lines until I actually watched it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Was it the one with the woman on a beach or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
She looked malaysian or something, there was sand
and some guy shovelling sand on the blood
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Yeh I saw that
I don't get bothered by shit like that anymore, I once met Caroline the lip liner freak from Big Brother, kinda desensitises you to horrible things.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Is she ugly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
My wife yep, even you would have to be blind drunk to..........ohhhhhhhhhh wait

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Not blind drunk. I assure you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Your eyesight problems are more diabetes related?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Had my DECS appt yesterday, all good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Good afternoon Stunned poster hows you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Awesome, HH.
Been working like a Paddy recently but I've had enough this afternoon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I really need to find an excuse to get to that there London place
and at least get one pint with You, Monts, Kroney and Battered
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
You'll be lucky
I only actually turn up one time in five.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Alright Ali Campbell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Always good to meet new people.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU PRICK LORD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
God are you lot still in this thread?
Will B3ta not allow a new one or summit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Nah, I'm over in Windy's new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

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