Windy Pig hates me
I'ved been stuck offline for 45 miknutes, I actually goit a decent amount of work done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I missed you, man

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

thanks bud, I didn't see you backing me up on the cardigan front in that other thread though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

After you called mine the type that a piss-soaked 90 year old man would be discovered dead in?
Seems to me you're asking a little much of me, there.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

i...i thought we were buds now
anyway mine is actually green, not shitty lentil, and it is smart and fitted, not a shapeless mass of matted yak fur
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Did someone mention yak fur?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

the old yurt pole a quiver is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Mrs tangle is in for some high-end tantric experience when I get home this afternoon!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

:(
it's a chunky cable knit and I totally carry it off.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

OHHHH MANNNN
I really want a KITKAT Chunky now :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I can give you 4 fingers now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Well I just got an email from pizza express saying I get a free bottle of Prosecco for my birthday.
In your face.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

this is so depressing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

There is nothing wrong with pizza express, I'll defend their pizzas to anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I believe his position can be summed up as
1) Such a regular customer that they email you to wish you a happy birthday

and

2) Prosecco
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

My retort can be based summed up as
1) customer database
2a) A good prosecco is actually a nice drink
2b) 'Free' booze.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah, don't go there hungry though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Don't get me wrong I don't mind a pizza express pizza at all...
...it's the parochial excitement at some nasty freebie at a slightly above average chain restaurant that is depressing. And on your birthday as well : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I can be used anytime within 60 days.
and do you really think I'm legitimatly excited?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

There's an awesome little Italian place in Kensington I know
Go there. Their Barbera is far nicer than any prosecco that PE will give you.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Have you got a voucher code?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

What?
No. Don't be ridiculous.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

In that case I'm not bothered.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

...

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

So rather than go to a really nice place
you'd rather go to Pizza Express because they do voucher codes? I don't understand.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Because Chompy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah, my thinking is fucking retarded.
Rather than going to somewhere about an hour and 20 mins away and ~£30 travel for a full priced meal recommended by some french prick off the internet I'd rather go to somewhere I've been before within walking distance that's going to give me a free bottle of wine.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Well no, it's not retarded.
Just cheap and narrow-minded.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

There's a exceptional chinese in central milton keynes
you should do the 3 hour round trip rather than go anywhere around you or you are narrow-minded.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

You should be more wealthy, like Battered or Nakers.
What the fuck is wrong with you man?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

And I should waste my time on trains and tubes for a pizza.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'm trying to suggest you go ad do something nice for your birthday
rather than going for a fucking pizza.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I don't consider a evening trip for a pizza in kensington "something nice"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Oh, well there's your problem, then.
I also said "Italian", not "pizza".
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Kensington is fucking bent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)

The Italian's really good, though.
I don't understand why he's getting so cross at me suggesting something nice to do on his birthday.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)

No, you misunderstand, the "I'd rather go somewhere I've been before, a boring, but familiar chain restaurant"
is the narrow-minded bit. The three hour round trip comes under the "not retarded but kind of cheap" heading.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'm really into experimental fucking pizza.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I said it was really nice and worth doing.
Not that it was experimental. You're just making stuff up to be annoyed by, now.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

It's the presumption on the part of Pizza Express that I don't like.
It's his birthday, he's going to want to do something special.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

They are realistic enough to allow him 60 days to use it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

They are too small and too expensive.
My local spot does top quality thin-as-crepe Napoli style pizzas that are a good 14in across and they're about £7.

Plus: 'dough balls' are a bent idea
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1963960

Also, I think it makes sense to get a voucher for PE - they are far too overpriced for what they are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I had a brief chat with the woman who cleans here, earlier today.
Now that was depressing.
Eating at Pizza Express would be like some impossible, unattainable dream for her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I didn;t know ym was a cleaner.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

OH THAT IS CLEVER

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Gosh thanks!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Thats nothing, my local Table Table emailed me with a voucher for a free pint of CARLING!
Carling eh! Beat that!
( Peej, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I had a free pint of Guinness at Walkabout. And a free cocktail at Revolution.
Same day BEAT THAT!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I haven't been to a walkabout since university.
God they're shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

It;s like Weatherspoons without the charm.
And with massive loud tellies.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Sorry I don't think you read correctly
I said CARLING!
( Peej, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Was you Talking to some one in IT for 45 Mins???????????
8O
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)