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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning all I think Windy Pig is Lovely, who else is lovely?
Alt: So India seems to know what they really need to cure
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-22535673
Should countries aim to cure their national virus/ailment if so what should some other countries aim towards?

Alt:alt: What is funny? Show your workings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:03, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do you?
I think WP is a dangerous, homicidal maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
"You have to say this, when they may be listening"
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1963576
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I've been doing vanity searches by popularity.
There's some good zings from gonz. like this b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1265206
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Wow, how silly do you feel?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Great! Half a million more kids surviving a year. Just what the planet needs.
What India needs to cure is its unctrollable population growth. Couple of Bopals a year would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Do you think the French could cure cowardice?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
since having mini ape I can't stand seeing those adverts for starving/sick/abandoned children

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
they always seem to be on when your eating

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
guilt tripping bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I'm fucking sick of all them adverts
Sick dogs £3 PCM
Donkey Rescue £3 PCM
Sick Kids £3PCM
Water aid £3 PCM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Fuck off am I giving any money to a bloody donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You'd probably fucking eat it, cheval boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Me too, I can barely rustle up a semi-on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
You need to "fluff" when the Coronation St theme starts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
got it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
That didn't go so well for some cast members, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
We've set the bar low today

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I've been on a phone call for 45 minutes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
How long does it take to tell them to "turn it off and back on again"?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BUTTON ALRIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Story of your life

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
45 minutes
Can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I suspect this claim has been 'sexed-up'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
They didn't need an excuse to invade France last time, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
1 hour and 2 minutes.
I think that's a new record.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Who to?
The only place i've encountered such woes are car insurance companies
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I genuinely think everyone on here is great
North Korea should aim towards America and eradicating stupidity

AltAlt:
YM smells funny. It is her workings
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
hahaahha cunt
I was wondering who was going to do the first YM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Apart from that dreadful sportycow fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
the paki bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I AM BEING SUCH A CUNTSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
He's a right prick, innee?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Enough of this minor news
The Ternary Goldbach Conjecture has been proved! arxiv.org/abs/1305.2897

What a day! And we can tell our grandchildren we lived through these worldchanging times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
\o/
though 7 needs to repeat 2
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Well thank fuck for that, I thought they'd never sort it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Well, thats a weight off my mind

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
it lost me at ternary

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
It's a home for sea birds you flid.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
what a bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
YESSS - VINDICATED AT LAST

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
133 pages of comments?
That's worse than a Daily Mail immigration web article.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
OH NOES!
I have checked his working and he forgot to carry the 1.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
EVERYBODY OUT!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Prime numbers will be how we communicate with and test the intelligence of aliens.
Also used in the cryptography that makes the internet useable.
This is important news.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Aliens yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
We've discovered close to 1000 exoplanets already.
there is life out there we just need to find it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
How do you know we haven't already?
*ickes*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Yeah, aliens.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
There will be life discovered, and I bet you it's some fucking primordial sludge or some moss or something.
Good luck talking to the moss with your prime numbers m8.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Given a large enough scale the vanishingly rare and unlikely become near certainty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
But imagine if we manage to find a planet where chicken were made out of lobster meat?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Why would you want a Frenchman made from lobster meat?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Has the film Battleship taught us nothing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I cried when the rabbit died

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
MUMMY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Well they're not even in my top ten numbers.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
2,3,5,7 are lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Why are they funnier than the others?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Cos 1,4,6 and 8 are no longer appreciated

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Tom Robinson's follow up was less successful

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Can't believe no one has said I'm lovely yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
I'm lovely

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Why can't you believe it?
You stink of your organic bio-deodorant made from off milk and you live in a fucking tent. You think brushing your teeth is unethical and you wear a homespun sarong. No wonder every single person on here detests you with a vehemence normally reserved for child-murderers or brown people.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Oh yeh
As you were. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
HANG ON!
I hate brown people A LOT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
PRE-CISELY!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I did
Not directly, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
all users beginning with T

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
YES!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
FUCK YOU DRIMBLE
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

T H
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

T l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Thoughtscow at your service

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Thimble is pleased to make your acquintance.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Thumbthing wrong about this
I can't quite put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I hate everybody.
But particularly people that when you tell them that something has to be done a certain way say "hold on a minute, I'll just check" and then come back with "yes, that's fine".

Yes. I know it's fucking fine. You don't have a choice. That's why I told you to do it that way. You don't get to decide whether it's fine or not, you do it and get what you want, or you don't. Shut the fuck up and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
jsuafiitm

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Maybe they just don't trust the French?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
The day you are the final arbiter of anything is the day we should all give up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Merde on the Downs floor

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
oh bravo
*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
My benevolent dictatorship wouldn't be terribly benevolent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
In the Kingdom of the Blind, our one eyed man is a French Prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
jolly good.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm lovely.
I'm also a narcassist.

Im not on here enough for you all to judge though.

I also think WP is a jolly nice chap. You can add Monty to that too, even though he calls me chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Can we do a book thread at 13:00 ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
*checks Filofax*

Yah, can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Sweet, I look forward to it.
I got some smoked pork loin from real-butchers, its proper smokey.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
There's a great-looking page of recipes in today's Metro

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Damn, I'm not going past any stations.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I've torn it out so will pass them on if they're worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Ace !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Hawkwind news sort of
m.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/may/15/ginger-baker-beware-mr-baker-interview
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
His autobiography is supposed to be hilarious because he is such a rude cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Coincidence or what?
Tears in Heaven has just come on. Spooky eh?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I am surprised that you know Ginger Baker was in Hawkwind tbh
It was only for one LP in the late 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I'm a world renowned beat juggler

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

juggler +er of the meat
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I think Dave Stewart was with them for a bit too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Not *that* dave stewart, the dave stewart from Steve Hillage's band (amongst others)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Yeah he was on Fish Rising.
Total hippy looking.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Fish Rising's probably in my top ten all time favourite LPs
There's no hope for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
what, Steve Hillage from System 7?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I didn't know that.
He was a great drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
he's on Levitation which is a good one, - '79 I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I ent never heard of him, who did he play with after Hawkwind?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Cream.
Before.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)
not really my era tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Me.
I;m so nice, it sickens me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Windy Pig hates me
I'ved been stuck offline for 45 miknutes, I actually goit a decent amount of work done
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I missed you, man

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
thanks bud, I didn't see you backing me up on the cardigan front in that other thread though...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
After you called mine the type that a piss-soaked 90 year old man would be discovered dead in?
Seems to me you're asking a little much of me, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
i...i thought we were buds now
anyway mine is actually green, not shitty lentil, and it is smart and fitted, not a shapeless mass of matted yak fur
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Did someone mention yak fur?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
the old yurt pole a quiver is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Mrs tangle is in for some high-end tantric experience when I get home this afternoon!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
:(
it's a chunky cable knit and I totally carry it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
OHHHH MANNNN
I really want a KITKAT Chunky now :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I can give you 4 fingers now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Well I just got an email from pizza express saying I get a free bottle of Prosecco for my birthday.
In your face.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
this is so depressing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
There is nothing wrong with pizza express, I'll defend their pizzas to anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I believe his position can be summed up as
1) Such a regular customer that they email you to wish you a happy birthday

and

2) Prosecco
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
My retort can be based summed up as
1) customer database
2a) A good prosecco is actually a nice drink
2b) 'Free' booze.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Yeah, don't go there hungry though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Don't get me wrong I don't mind a pizza express pizza at all...
...it's the parochial excitement at some nasty freebie at a slightly above average chain restaurant that is depressing. And on your birthday as well : (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I can be used anytime within 60 days.
and do you really think I'm legitimatly excited?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
There's an awesome little Italian place in Kensington I know
Go there. Their Barbera is far nicer than any prosecco that PE will give you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Have you got a voucher code?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
What?
No. Don't be ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
In that case I'm not bothered.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
So rather than go to a really nice place
you'd rather go to Pizza Express because they do voucher codes? I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Because Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah, my thinking is fucking retarded.
Rather than going to somewhere about an hour and 20 mins away and ~£30 travel for a full priced meal recommended by some french prick off the internet I'd rather go to somewhere I've been before within walking distance that's going to give me a free bottle of wine.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Well no, it's not retarded.
Just cheap and narrow-minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
There's a exceptional chinese in central milton keynes
you should do the 3 hour round trip rather than go anywhere around you or you are narrow-minded.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
You should be more wealthy, like Battered or Nakers.
What the fuck is wrong with you man?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
And I should waste my time on trains and tubes for a pizza.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm trying to suggest you go ad do something nice for your birthday
rather than going for a fucking pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I don't consider a evening trip for a pizza in kensington "something nice"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Oh, well there's your problem, then.
I also said "Italian", not "pizza".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Kensington is fucking bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
The Italian's really good, though.
I don't understand why he's getting so cross at me suggesting something nice to do on his birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
No, you misunderstand, the "I'd rather go somewhere I've been before, a boring, but familiar chain restaurant"
is the narrow-minded bit. The three hour round trip comes under the "not retarded but kind of cheap" heading.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm really into experimental fucking pizza.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I said it was really nice and worth doing.
Not that it was experimental. You're just making stuff up to be annoyed by, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)
It's the presumption on the part of Pizza Express that I don't like.
It's his birthday, he's going to want to do something special.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
They are realistic enough to allow him 60 days to use it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
They are too small and too expensive.
My local spot does top quality thin-as-crepe Napoli style pizzas that are a good 14in across and they're about £7.

Plus: 'dough balls' are a bent idea
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1963960

Also, I think it makes sense to get a voucher for PE - they are far too overpriced for what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I had a brief chat with the woman who cleans here, earlier today.
Now that was depressing.
Eating at Pizza Express would be like some impossible, unattainable dream for her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I didn;t know ym was a cleaner.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
OH THAT IS CLEVER

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Gosh thanks!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Thats nothing, my local Table Table emailed me with a voucher for a free pint of CARLING!
Carling eh! Beat that!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I had a free pint of Guinness at Walkabout. And a free cocktail at Revolution.
Same day BEAT THAT!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I haven't been to a walkabout since university.
God they're shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
It;s like Weatherspoons without the charm.
And with massive loud tellies.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Sorry I don't think you read correctly
I said CARLING!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Was you Talking to some one in IT for 45 Mins???????????
8O
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
new thread

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
hey, nice one dude, thanks, I need a pick me up today.
You know who was funny. The old queen mum. Terrible racist though. Monty would have loved her. Oh, the laughter they'd have shared. Good times. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

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