I need a poo-poo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I had one early.
It was massive.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

it's all relative I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Ring Paul

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I was out drinking last night.
When I had a shit this morning the stink was so bad I nearly threw up.

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( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Nothing more deadly than a post boozing shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Also, it was a flock of pigeons in rusty water; no logs for me today.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Guinness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Hunny Bunny, actually - some beer from ... Buxton, I think.
I can't remember. I was telling the new bargirl that the landlord kept small furry animals in a cage and killed them with bricks for fun, because she fancied him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

+ Gracious Me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Those "My goodness my Guinness!" ads are wll annoying.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'll get one out to you in today's post.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)