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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i hate shaking hands with someone when they've just pulled their hand out of their pocket
how do i know when they last dry-cleaned their suit? or what they've been groping in there?
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LOOK, NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD A CAGE FOR THEIR HAMSTER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
alright dozer

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I can only speak for myself when I say
cock and bollocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
And perhaps a quick tickle of the brown eye

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
to be fair
that's all you mostly say
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No, you speak for me too.
I'm always playing with your cock and bollocks when I have my hand in my suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Hole in the pocket + no underpants.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
hahaha suit? what?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'm not dining with the queen here

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
to be fair
it applies equally to any form of trousers or be-shorted trousers
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I do take my hand out my pocket if I know there'll be people just in case my hand has got sweaty or too warm
But since I dont meet people anymore I'm golden
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)
sticky hanky

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