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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Crush the bones and then tenderise it with a rolling pinMake sure you put it in a plastic bag first so you don't ruin your worktop
Roll it a bit to make sure it's well tenderised and the bones have been thoroughly broken.
Then roll it up tightly into a cylinder. You might need to use butcher's twine to keep it in shape.
Then ram it right up your sputtering shitpipe until you feel the beak pob against your small intestine.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:16,
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latest was 12 years ago)
TheoI think I like you. I am going to visit next time I get over to see the folks.I like Guinness.
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Yeah!I am that boring twat. Scrabble? don't like Cluedo or Monopoly....great at Connect 4.....
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Aw shit I thought you'd do what the rest of these lot do and be all 'LOL NERD' and flush my head in the toilet again(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30,
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will your jew fro fit ina an avergae bowl?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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If I've just showered or it's wet then yeah it shrinks right down(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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See it's like a peacockexcept sweaty and unwashed
and not pretty
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:34,
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there's already a little gem lettuce up there : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20,
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Yeah, you can always spoon some trifle up there after, for a nice nommy dessert(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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homelolsThis is fucking brilliant!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21,
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