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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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CHICKEN THURSDAY

I have large free range organic chicken in my fridge, how should I cook it? Eitehr whole or jointed cos I've got butchery skillz.

alt: tastiest type of bird?

altalt: country you'd most like to visit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1965525
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Just do what your wife tells you to do with it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
nah, I'm a better cook

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Is she going out again tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
She's in tonight, I think we have admin to do \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Tell her I said hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
lols
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1965990
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Great party that.
Whose wife was it ended up with that short, angry drunk guy?
She didn't seem impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I heard he has to stand up to fuck girls doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I heard he's a 12 inch penis.
Height, not length.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
She told him to ask the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1965525
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Turkey
To all three questions.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Spatchcock that motherfucker
Herbs, lemon juice, olive oil, s&p, chilli flakes - DONE

/Ramsay
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I like this idea...not sure my griddle would be bicg enough though tghis is a behoemoth of a chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
It's not as big as your fucking fingers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
must be why your wife likes me so much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You can still put it in the oven.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
yeah I know but I'd wanna give it some BBQ style charring I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Oven roast it and just finish it off on the griddle to get the old char marks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I'l l do it!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
whole
Alt: posh brunette

Alt alt: USA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
alt: pheasant?
Altalt: Mexico or Cambodia I think
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Can you catch pigeons from outside of your box?
you should do that they're tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I've been to many countries around the world
but I've never been to me
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Oh you really should
Some parts are unspoilt by progress.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
fill a washing up bowl with tepid water and sous vide that bad boy

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
*tries*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
lemon and herbs up rear end
butter under the skin ant top with streaky bacon. Roast over root veg/celery with a splash of wine and use the resulting juices for the gravy.
Alt:Turkey
AltALt: several spring to mind but I think if Ican only choose one it would be Ukraine - bit of family history!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)
yeah i no dat way, I'm looking for some chicken inspration. And no I'm not going to Lidle
alt: Turkey, are you fucking joking?
altalt: Eatern Europe never really appealed to me, too many gypseys, bull necked slavs* and orphans.


* coptyright boyce 2013
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
maybe we should link back to his awful behavior when doris first posted?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
All water under the bridge now.
I heard he'd set up a monthly direct debit to keep her in super noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I heard he's got a travelodge room at Chievely services on permanent reservation just in case

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
quite right
So I can still spend taxpayers money on fags, booze and massive drugs
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You weren't exactly full of charm yourself on that occasion...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
i am the most charming person here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
ah hem...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I am yet to see hard evidence of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
NOT

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
shall I add you to the loves nakers or hates nakers list?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
neither
I think the "indifferent" list would be more appropriate.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
you might be the only one there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Never one to follow the crowd

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
by doing something as mundane as getting a job

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Trust me
I would love a job.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I think you'll find I am

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
just reading through stuff
I think the people who come across as people I am most likely to get along with are Gonz,Jeff the Dogfucker and Windy.Oh and of course Monty and Lusty. Apologies if I've missed anyone with whom I have previously interacted.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
:o(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
NO REALLY THATS FINE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
So you like appallingly unhealthy food, crap jokes and murderers?
I think you and the internet are going to get along just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Who is the murderer
out of these people?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
perhaps not, eh!
some things are best left under a rock. Speaking of which....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
he would fit under a rock
considering your real life links, it's probably bets that you've made up, i would still push for a travelodge night though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
nah
prefer hiltons or independants TBH
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
The heavy-browed workhorse nations.
Giant hands, very dependable but not much going on up top. Your 'beasts of the field', you might say. Sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This is the kind thing my dad would say the daft old racist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Their simian features and small brain cavities tell you all you need to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
ok
make some jerk chicken.Rice n peas too.
Lidl? Not one round here, I am an Aldi bird.
Guinea fowl is rather nice too
And I would go to Belize I think. Or Cuba.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
i thought you bought a battery chicken live stuffed with paxo the other day from lidle?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No
I bought a ready stuffed chicken from Aldi and after Battered and I had discussed it online, went back in to check the standard. It IS British and Red Tractor standard at least so I don't feel quite so guilty
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Stew it in Gonz's colostomy bag for a week.
Pif paf poof. The Presto manifesto!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
poulet a la "brun"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Hey Nakers, you should think about signing up for this:
www.meatlessmonday.com/join-the-movement/
I'm sure a lot of others here would be keen too!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Could I still eat fish and chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Of course*




*not
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
some vegetarians eat them though?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
No, you must be thinking of 'meat-eaters' here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
it is quite confusing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Lusty and I planned a week off meat
But sadly that was the week where I had two half-racks of pork ribs at 10am so I'd fucked it off in less than an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
She managed a whole week, even cooking me and Len a roast chicken on Sunday and not having any.
Eff that, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
i could do it, I wouldn't want to though cos I'm not a bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
That's what I maintained.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Well it's the thought that counts
as long as you're clear that you could do it, that's fine I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
A whole day?
I'm sorry, I just don't think that's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Afternoon all. How are we?
Joint it.
I hate eating things off the bone. Maybe ribs. Too messy and primal.

Im doing some hot and sour chicken tomorrow.

Alt. Mila Kunis

Alt.Alt. Australia. I have family there. I really should take advantage
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
long way to go for a little incest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I really should proof read my posts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
POOF READ MORE LIKE YEAH AM I RIGHT YEAH GEDDIT YEAH?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
cos he's fag innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It's like a Carry On film in here...
If the BNP did one.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I think you can be gay in the BNP as long as you aren't black and gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Same rules apply to blacks and all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
You aren't really offended are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Are you worried about offending someone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
shut up you bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Am I fuck! Ha!
:)

Very rare day I get offended.

even less so on an intenetz messageboard full of strangers
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Just checking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
That's what someone who was upset would say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Fuck you!
*slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
i dunno battered was pretty fucking cruel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Missed that one...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Shit stirrer

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
There he goes, bullying the gay again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
This doesn't seem like Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You should probably stop being such a gaylord, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*waves white flag*
That's more your style innit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I've long harboured an interest in eating human flesh.
I reckon it'd be well nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Well, with the amount of cock you've sucked, it is inevitable that you'd want to move to the next stage and chew one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Well really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Not on a meat free week tho, eh?

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Well really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I thought I saw you on telly Monters
but it was just the advert for victor casino or summat...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

victor casino safe style windows and doors
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I HATE YOU ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm rather fond of this joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Do not google image search that at work.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Crush the bones and then tenderise it with a rolling pin
Make sure you put it in a plastic bag first so you don't ruin your worktop
Roll it a bit to make sure it's well tenderised and the bones have been thoroughly broken.
Then roll it up tightly into a cylinder. You might need to use butcher's twine to keep it in shape.
Then ram it right up your sputtering shitpipe until you feel the beak pob against your small intestine.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Theo
I think I like you. I am going to visit next time I get over to see the folks.I like Guinness.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
COOL DO YOU LIKE BOARDGAMES???????

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Yeah!
I am that boring twat. Scrabble? don't like Cluedo or Monopoly....great at Connect 4.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Aw shit I thought you'd do what the rest of these lot do and be all 'LOL NERD' and flush my head in the toilet again

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
no
That will wait til I get to Cork
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
will your jew fro fit ina an avergae bowl?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
If I've just showered or it's wet then yeah it shrinks right down

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
See it's like a peacock
except sweaty and unwashed
and not pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
there's already a little gem lettuce up there : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Starter first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, you can always spoon some trifle up there after, for a nice nommy dessert

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
homelols
This is fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Winner
*click*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I'll tell you what's really good Nakers, if you cut it in half lengthways
then brush it in some sort of fucking oil or vinegar and burn it and then kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I couldn't remember half the original post and I certainly wasn't going to go back lookng for it.
Do you have any idea how busy and important I am, Nakers? Well, do you?

I'll tell you.

Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I expect you to be adaptable K-dog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Many people do, Nakers.
Many, many people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
on a scale of 1-50 how disappointed are they daily?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Well. If they leave me alone and sort out their own fucking problems, the whining bitches,
then 0.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
You're hired

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Busy telling callers to your helpdesk that you are too important and busy to help them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
This internet isn't going to read itself, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Press trois to hear this again in French

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
The Malay word for 'vagina' is 'faraj'.
Pronounced 'farage'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Monty, you're a man with strong views on correct use of English
Particularly with regard to pseudo-posh people and French pricks.
So tell me, the word 'garage', do you pronounce it 'garridge' or 'garaarge'*?


*or Farage
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Anybody who uses "gararge" is a fucking cunt
and deserves being viciously killed and their bodies shat on and thrown in a skip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Good.
Even better that it comes from a Frenchman, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
If anyone has a garage then they're a well posh prick anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
:(
I don't keep my car in it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
see us MEN OF THE PEOPLE have an underground carpark accessed via a car lift
you posh pricks will be first against the wall come the revolution
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

a garage

more than two potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
haha lol like anyone can have more than two potatoes
right you are queen of england
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
If you have anymore you'll have a tree

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
this is a joke about how the irish when they say 'three' sometimes sound like they're saying 'tree'
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
you are

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Hello Yurt Russell
It's an odd one, I think I favout 'garaaaj'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
g'raaj' as the US would have it sounds bent, and garridge sounds common

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I think Kroney may have gone off you now

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I think Kroney is a garlic-scented oaf

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
oeuf

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
French prick.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Wrong.
Gararge is affected and stupid, beloved of upwardly mobile lower middle class oiks who think that sounding privileged is all about mispronouncing words in the ghastliest way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Mix up some Very Lazy Garlic and some marergine and some sea salt, put it under and over the chicken's skin.
Put it on a bed of a garlic chopped in half and some carrots and whatever the fuck else you like.

Bake it for about 1:15 or until the juices run clear.

Enjoy.

I sometimes make a paste using ketchup, paprika, garlic, little bit of chili, whatever-the-fuck-i-can-think-of-oh-god-i-donno, then smother the shit out of it and bake. The ketchup works well.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Get the Chicken and go to the Forest of Dean
Using a large spear and the Chicken as bait catch a wild boar and have a proper meal, try using one of theses recipes and put your Butcher skills to the test

www.therealboar.co.uk/recipes_p13.html

Or are you not man enough to do this??????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I don't think wild boar eat chicken.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
10% of diet is meat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Pigs eat anything.
FACT
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)
It's Chompy you should know how thick he can be at times

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

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