Plumdozer Jokes Thread
I'll start

Q: What's Plumdozer's favourite kind of pattiserie?
A. CHOUX pastry!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:10, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Q: Where does Plumdozer invest his money?
A: In FOOTSIE listed companies!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Q: Which is Pludozer's favourite Arnie film?
A: TOE-tal Recall!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Q: What's Dozer's favourite nationality of donkey?
A: A Brit-Ass!!!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Q: What's Plumdozer's favourite fish?
A: SOLE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Q: What's Dozer's favourite MG sports car?
A: A midget!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Q: where does Plumdozer go on his holidays?
A: TURQ-ey!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Q: What colour are Dozer's fece?
A: TURD-quoise!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

What does Plumdozer eat for Christmas dinner?
Turkey Clown
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Q: How did the woman describe Dozer's stare?
A: PIERCING!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Q: What do they send to fix Dozer's shoes?
A: A TOE Truck!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Q: Why can't Dozer park?
A: because he thinks this >-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------< is a foot!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I need an irony check, because on my monitor that line is only just under 13 inches, which is almost a foot.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

y check, because on my monitor that line is only just under 13 inches, which is almost a foot to the face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Why are you so mean to me?
I can see why your mother upped and died on you if you behaved like that to her.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Q: How does Plumdozer tell the time?
A: With a SASQ-WATCH!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Q: Why doesn't Dozer play football?
A: Cos by the time he's finished lacing his boots up the game is over!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Q: Why do people mistake Dozer for a daredevil?
A: Because of his amazing FEATS!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Dozer has been caught throwing a custard pie
Apparently, the clown prosecution service will be investigating.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Q: how does Plumdozer light his fags?
A: with a ZIPPO lighter!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Q: What's worse than a thread about Plumdozer?
A: A thread by Plumdozer!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Q: why won't Plumdozer snort speed?
A: because BILLY SMARTS!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Q: Wouldn't it be funny if all these posts were on the popular page?
A: Yes!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I'm gonna click everyone now good idea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Done

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

done

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

why should you always go for dinner with Plumdozer
Because he will always FOOT the bill
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

what excites dozer to the point of digging the hamster out of his hairy poo chute
and using its shit-encrusted fur to tickle his pustulent bellend to a slow sticky creampie of self-love?

this thread, that's what.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

ewwwwwwinner

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Q: Why is Plumdozer banned from the water activities at centerparcs?
A: Because he's a nonce.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I don't get this have I missed something?
Anyway I'm setting up a new website, does anyone know anything about bluehost.com? They come recced, but I'd like some advice, if you've any.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Oh man....
...it's like he's snatched defeat from the jaws of victory here.

b3ta.com/questions/emergencyservices/post1967319
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I am thoroughly sick of logging in and out for that boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Open a second browser.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

It's like he thinks he's trolling the trolls but doesn't realise they're trolling him
and constantly replying just feeds them.

One day he'll troll himself without realising it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Is it some sort of Meta Troll
He who trolls the trolls, trolls last(or sutin)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

With a bit of luck
he'll attain critical troll mass and implode.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

That came a long time ago with his 'not even in my top ten' admission.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

That and linking to his grot website

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

As Plumdozer jokes go, this one is the worst

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Speak of unfunny matters, Joel is in the newsletter again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Great news for all LOL fans :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I hope he sweats about in his kitchen then does some cool ska
Ska is the coolest of the music forms
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Q: What bulldozes plums?
A: A plumdozer!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't know anything about him
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Q: If Plumdozer was a farmer who wasn't particularly bothered about the cleanliness of his products, what would he sell?
A: Dirty Beets!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

You should stop now if that's the best you can come up with.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Q: why do Plumndozer's legs look so short?
A: because he's wearing a BIG TOP!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Plumdozer was DJing last night at the annual disco for the National Dyslexic Association.
He made the mistake of playing YMCA - It was fucking mayhem!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Q: why was Plumdozer's apple so depressed?
A: it had a SAD CORE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

How did Plumdozer get arrested?
He went into his local off licence and asked for a TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Q: something something He-Man something killing Dozer's hamster
A: something something GRACE-CULL!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Which company's water filters does Plumdozer use?
BRITA'S!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Q: Who stole Plumdozer's drugs from his coat pocket that time?
A: Chris Barrie, star of The Brittas Empire and Red Dwarf

I don't know Plumdozer
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Q:Why does dozer shit in a carrierbag?
A: Because his toilet is CLOGGED!!!!!

I don't understand
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Q: What's the best thing about Plumdozer?
A: He and everyone who knows him will eventually die!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

After having sex with a DJ Dozer backstage. darth asked him,
"Are you any good at scratching?"
He said, "Not bad why?"
Darth said, "'Cause I've got crabs."
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

This is a lie. Dozer is a virgin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Virgin Ginger, Sk8ter clothed, clown footed wanker that nobody really likes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)