I'm gonna bake you an organic carrot cake to turn that frown upside down!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I hope the carrots were humanely butchered

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

my friend choked on a carrot cake yesterday
she was in a right bad way. i had to stay in the garden with her 2 kids so they didn't kill each other, whilst she went inside and tried not to die. at which point the dog showed its loyalty to its mistress by lovingly hooning up the rest of the cake...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

She never died though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I don't know what hooning up means and I couldn't find any photos of geoff hoon eating a cake

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Hoovering?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

none for that either
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

technically hoon is aussie slang for driving really fast
as in, i was hooning it up the motorway

but it just seems to make sense to the way some people eat food
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I think a hoon is and Australian hooligan, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

mebbe
where is that poppet when you need it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

If only there was some other way of finding out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

These fucking hippy bakers don't warn you about the dangers of these things, do they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

goddam m & s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Not even in my top ten sweets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Strikethrough Carrot cake Strikethrough COCK

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)