Good idea or a bit yurtish?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22539062

I've 3 spuds and a CurlyWurly, what'll you give me for that? No pears please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:13, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty: you should get this phone
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/21/review_sony_xperia_sp_mid_range_android_smartphone/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

SP

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Both a good idea AND a bit yurtish.
I should imagine the kind of people you'd have to deal with wear Birkenstocks and do that yarnbombing shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)

So, cunts in other words.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)

yes, them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I jjoined a LETS group years ago.
The amount of Feng Shui crystal reading yurt knitters totally outweighed normal people who did real things.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

what in all hell is Yarnbombing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Isn't that the thing where somebody knits a jumper and puts it over a statue or something?

( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

oh fuck, like the cunts in oxford that put weird knitted tubes around lamp posts?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Not 'like them' - them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

i want to catch one, and ask it what the fuck it thinks it's playing at.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

And hurt it. A lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

They're the same cunts that draw moustaches on their fingers
Mark my words.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1969720
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I just googled it.
www.nytimes.com/1996/03/30/world/russia-says-sorry.html

Lols, Russia says "sorry".
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Oh God, it sounds absolutely awful.

( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It'll be full of earnest hemp wearers
WI cake bakers and those fucking idiot kids that knit their own sweaters and like to pretend they're Vera Lynn.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Surely Val Doonican?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

It'll be whale meat again, then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

oh man, they can happen up to four times a year!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Yeah, the sort of people you would have to deal with would far outweigh any benefit that I can see.
I've a friend on Facebook that recently posted photos of her blessing her unborn child in some sort of pagan ritual thing. I've never seen more people in oddly coloured knitwear and dreadlocks in one place in my life. All painted faces and dancing and stuff. I just don't understand how they think that it's a proper way to behave.
They bang on about christians being crazy, but at least all they do is dunk your baby in some luke warm water and spout some crap about god, but a whole day blessing ceremony? Fuck that noise.

Sorry Tangles
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I'm gonna bake you an organic carrot cake to turn that frown upside down!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I hope the carrots were humanely butchered

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

my friend choked on a carrot cake yesterday
she was in a right bad way. i had to stay in the garden with her 2 kids so they didn't kill each other, whilst she went inside and tried not to die. at which point the dog showed its loyalty to its mistress by lovingly hooning up the rest of the cake...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

She never died though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I don't know what hooning up means and I couldn't find any photos of geoff hoon eating a cake

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Hoovering?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

none for that either
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

technically hoon is aussie slang for driving really fast
as in, i was hooning it up the motorway

but it just seems to make sense to the way some people eat food
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I think a hoon is and Australian hooligan, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

mebbe
where is that poppet when you need it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

If only there was some other way of finding out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

These fucking hippy bakers don't warn you about the dangers of these things, do they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

goddam m & s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Not even in my top ten sweets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Strikethrough Carrot cake Strikethrough COCK

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I've got a news link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22533522

are cassette wankers going to be the new vinyl wankers?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)

No, cassettes are fucking shit. Always have been.
Their one benefit was portability. Anybody that starts collecting them and getting nerdy and snobbish about them is an utter, utter, UTTER cunt.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Hissy and shit and prone to snapping.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

But enough about Battered LOLOLOLOLOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Git.
We need to discuss logistics btw.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

you're smaller than he is
therefore he goes on top
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Has your dad died yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

only when he takes micro's anal virginity with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

He's too late for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

damn mrs battered and her 10 inch strap on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1969744
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

wow that escalated fast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

ewww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

my boss is still away so I cannae ask about leaving early on Fri.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

lies
my suggestion has just put you off ever seeing battered again.

which is odd, as usually his face does that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Ok. When is he back?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

tomorrow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

It's my birthday on friday, are you throwing me a suprise party?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

way to ruin the suprise.
Cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Battered was doing a great job and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, battered is a true friend. Not like Monty "Ruiner" Boyce.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Monty will be put back in his place as Battered explains to you just how much his present cost, while Boyce is standing there with a pot of homemade jam.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

jam gentleman's relish
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

a some of homemade jam
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

he's been hiding in a shoe box in Chompy's bedroom for three days ffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

yep its in Centralia Pennsylvania

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Dolby, absolutely crap.
DBX was marginally better.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

true fact
all these sound things sound thye same to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

yeah but dobly went up to 11

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

dobly bartleby
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I still have my old tapes and a tape player AND 200 kung fu videos AND a video player.

Just in case, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Finger on the pulse there. BBC
Cassette wankers have been around for a couple of years now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

are there CD wankers yet?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

It seems unlikely.
These people are pretty 'hip': www.tapeworm.org.uk/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

there is a huge load of cassette wankers in the black metal and death metal crowds.
as tape swapping was one of the only ways that bands from different countries could share ideas and songs and stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

cassette
as tape swapping was one of the only ways that bands from different countries could share ideas and songs and stuff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)