I'm enjoying a pint of pyder. That's perry and cider mix.
Then I'm off for dinner in one of those "theme" restaurants, where there's only 2 courses on offer. Whole lobster, chips and dressed green salad. Or 12oz ribeye, chips and dressed green salad. Probably go for the lobster.
Happy yet poppet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pyder?
Fuck's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

yeah it's nice.
Traditional scrumpy and perry. Not shit perry, like Babycham. If they still even make it. Should try it hippy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

No fucking way on earth - I'm not bent, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

What's your drink of choice then?
Special Brew or Ace cider?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Cognac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Is this like posh snakebite.
Only not posh
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It's a real ale beardy thing.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Having been brought up on Brown Ale it put me reet off it as a whole.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

when I was a teenager lots of people drank Newkie Brown.
Fucking horrible stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I prefer Double Maxim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Why was it so ubiquitous in alternative clubs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

because they can feel like a bad ass and order "a bottle of dog" while the bartender calls them a cunt when their back is turned

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

+ surreptitiously rubs his bellend round the top of the bottle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

this was more 'drinking and smoking hash in the cathedral grounds' years

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Happy days.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

They sure were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Oxford University parks for me thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

One of the perks of being a park cleaner I suppose. Nice one!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

pear cider,
it's called pear cider.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)