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On Monday me and another person took some drugs which he found on the floor of the bogs in the pub. I knew it wasn't cocaine, MDMA or amphetamine because of the smell and texture, but I had a go anyway, despite it being potentially lethal, my being a dad, it being a Monday and my being nearly 40.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:22, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What was it then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Pineapple chunks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Some kind of 'legal high' bollocks I reckon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I got hold of of really fucking good legal highs at Glasto in 2007
Kept me going all night. Not like that, they knocked little Darth for six.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I tried 'meow meow' once
I could feel the effect, which surprised me, but didn't really like it.

Tru storee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I can't remember what this stuff was called
That's a good sign, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'd say so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I did shit loads of that when it was legal
I'm glad they banned it, it was dirty.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)

It was NOM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

maybe we can help identify them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

ahem
MARR chunks

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

You fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I wouldn't have dared do it were I in Oxford, but there were no bodies lying around so I thought fuck it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

You will be pleased to know that I didn't die, it wore off after an hour and did very little.
So little that I'd forgotten about it until a minute ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Maybe it affected your memory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Nah I'd remember if it did that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Next time I go for a blood test, i'd like to swap it with yours for the lulz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'm up for that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

christ all mighty
That is without a doubt the stupidest thing I've heard anyone do, coming from someone who has pills that would give you a year long slow agonising death if you took them in one go
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Stupider than spend decades aggravating a chronic medical condition with poor diet, heavy smoking and zero exercise?
Fuck me that must be stupid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Sorry that's rather harsh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

tough love innit
Well that's what chompy calls it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Yes, way way way stupider, without a doubt.
Don't get me wrong, your example isn't close to healthy living, but necking random pills found on a toilet floor can lead to something so horrific, that nobody here knows what physical-pain is, in comparison.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

See below, these weren't pills but a package of noseup

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

This was powder in a drug bag - had they been pills I wouldn't have gone near them
This was quite definitely recreational drugs of some kind, and there was most of it gone so it's owner had taken them and lived*.



*or was lying dead round the corner
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

or died elsewhere later on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Oh
THAT'S OK THEN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I PERFORMED AN ON-THE-SPOT RISK ASSESSMENT OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Show your working please

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

he snorted some powder he found on the floor of a public loo
he didn't die

the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Ohhh, that's a bit different to the image I had.
It's still stupid, but nobody is crushing up cancer medicane.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Silly question you did check the toilet cubicals didn't you?
It could have been of that new stuff from Oxford
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)