I how bright can a shirt be? does this mean you can't wear a white blouse?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

white is all you should really wear in court
there are embarrassing stories of judges saying, "i can't hear you," to which the hapless solicitor simply clears his throat and shouts a bit more..... one of my colleagues once had to have it adjourned and run out to m&s for a white shirt. but most judges don't bother with it.

i bought a shirt from m&s that was very bright fuchsia with red sleeves (nicer than it sounds!) and wore it peeping out from underneath a very dark navy trouser suit. and still got, "off to a party, are we?" from a partner.

yeah, because i wear trouser suits to PARTIES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Is this why you have to dye your hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

no
i dye my hair because of fucktards making it go grey.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I was rather horrifed by the amount of grey hair that came off my bonce at the barbers the other day.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I quite like my Salt'N'Pepper look

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Same here
Doesn't bother me one bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Nor me.
It lends a certain gravitas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I hope we dont turn up in the same outfit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

*pushes it*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

*spinderellas*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It doesn't really bother me, I just appear to have more grey than I thought.
Probably not helped by the fact I hadn't had a haircut for weeks so it was longer than usual.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

all of the above saying you don't care
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MEN. MEN ARE OK WITH GREY HAIR.

NOW FIND A WOMAN WITH GREY HAIR THAT LOOKS ATTRACTIVE.... GO ON.......


YEAH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Melissa McBride

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Never heard of her.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Walking Dead lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Angelina Jolie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

tit off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

The slightly less successful sequel to etc zzzzz

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

feck

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

John Woo's latest ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

MARR/Off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

It was more disconcerting when I found my first grey pubic hair last week :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Gudrun Ure

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

She certainly is Super

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

She's a SERIOUS granneh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

SuperGran was great wasn't it?*
*It really wasn't great.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Better than Dr fuckin' Who mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It was on ITV; of course it was shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

rachelswipe fact 11561
i have never seen an episode of "dr who"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Neither have I; it's all an affectation.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

young claudia black right, but with grey hair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

More pepper for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

NOMNOMNOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I was joking with my kids the other day about starting to dye my hair to get rid of the grey
My daughter asked me what my natural colour was as she "couldn't remember it not being grey". Sad times.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

and THIS is why we wear condoms, children

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It was a harsh burn.
We all try to cover the truth. I'm "salt and pepper" and you're "not ginger".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

It just shows off her purple tattooed nipples

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

i have holes cut out for those

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Are you Janet Jackson?
/ac
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

well, what have you done for me lately?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

It's all about Control with you isn't it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)

you make me want to SCREAM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)