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I'm getting confused with all the name changing.
I am having trouble keeping track of Rory and Nakers, but I don't think this is Nakers.
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Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:39,
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I just memorise everyone's user number, 4602.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:40,
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I bet the days pass like ice ages.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:41,
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Stunned poster... how was tenting?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:42,
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Thankfully dry. Skipped Friday night and went Saturday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:58,
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I now have a mental image of you, Battered and Monty skipping hand in hand through a field of Daises
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:59,
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I'd like to make it clear that this did NOT happen.
Our hands were too busy holding containers of booze.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:23,
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You're not doing yourself any favours here
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:29,
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I am in stasis until poster 44745 turns up
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:45,
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i have quite a good one, 22005
if i'd just been 5 people quicker...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:47,
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.... or 22,004 people quicker
..... or not signed up at all
no more smart-arse comments left, hah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:47,
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Now bring me the prisoner 4602
Your time is up
And your parole is due
You know what that means.
Yes! It means I'm free
No!
It means you get
Your yellow ticket-of-leave
You are a thief
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Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:46,
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Well, I for one welcome our new poster and hope it brings great things to this great forum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 11:43,
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this is al
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:44,
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Why do people keep calling me Al?
They don't even have the common fucking courtesy to be my bodyguard
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:46,
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MARRguard
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:46,
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something something cunt something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:46,
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*gazes into the abyss*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:47,
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I give this whole thing a sphincter-factor of about nine point five
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:53,
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Sniff something? Well did you, rat boy?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:56,
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Thanks "Betty"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:46,
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my middle name's elizabeth
but that doesn't mean i want to call you a cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:48,
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Ugly Betty
ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:49,
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^ This oven glove prick from Sheffield gets it
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:50,
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Or is it
oven glove musty anus
I forget
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:51,
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it's like a very tiny little pot calling the kettle black
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:03,
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My Mam, Grandma and daughter are all called Elizabeth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:51,
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called Elizabeth the same person
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:52,
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I'm not from Norfolk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:53,
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Take a deep breath and count to 12 you could use your fingers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:59,
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+on one webbed hand
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:27,
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Must make things easier incase you call the wrong name out in bed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:13,
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Calls ZING
Thanks for voting for reply 1975299!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:14,
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rofl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:23,
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