I fucking love aspagous, it's one of my favorite veg in the world.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I ate some last night.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Not sure I want to go to an asparagus festival though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

are there different types of asparagus?
actually, half way through typing that, i realised i really really don't care.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Let's forget about all this asparagus nonsense.
How are things with you, doubleyoupee?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

sorry this lacks apsparagus chat and it therefore rubbish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I'm not sure Asparagus Tuesday is really going to get off the ground.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

In fact, I think people only replied in the first place because they thought it was a thread about Aspergers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Top Tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I for one and am for this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I've just spent 30 mins on the phone with a PDQ IT guy, i think his name was Steve, but i wasn't really listening,
and he seems to not have done anything particularly helpful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

That was Kroney.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

really? didnae sound very french.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Two main types m8
English which is green and French which is white - however the difference is in how it's grown rather than the plant itself.

The French cover theirs so it grows in the dark hence its anaemic appearance.

It's crazy!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

This is known as the asparagus spectrum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Can't have been a bad night then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Asparagus risotto is delicious
As a starter obvs, needs meat to be a main course.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

only two statements here
and yet 100% wrong

that's quite the achievement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I do a delicious english-muffin/aspagous/poached-egg/alloli (or bernaze/holiendaze, doens't make too much of a difference) all in the microwave.
I wonder if you could make a sort of veggy scotch egg using aspagous.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)